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Sean Johnson, 9, sits in the school cafeteria eating his lunch when Ron Gunner, the school bully approaches.Ron: Hey loser, give me your sandwich.Sean: Well, Ron, this is my only source of nourishment until I get home but if you'd like a bite I'd...
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Talking about sex with your parents is uncomfortable enough, but just imagine how bad it could be if your mom or dad is a professional. Luckily, Collegehumor uncovered the secret audio tapes of certain high profile “birds and the bees”...
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Simply roll your mouse over the text to reveal its true meaning!Don't worry, we just broke up. We're going to break up once he/she finds out about this. I need to wake up early. You need to leave after I'm done. Have you been tested? You...
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Reply to: Timmy.Shaw@cannibuscollege.eduSubject Line: Re: Celebrating This Friday Hey everybody,I hope you're all having a great week so far. I just wanted to remind you about the festivities coming up this Friday. It's a holiday so I'm getting a...
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Hey. What's up? Yeah, I know, it's only been a few weeks but it feels like forever right? I mean, you graduated. Wow, it's pretty crazy. I know, I know. Listen, what have you been up to? Oh, no job yet? That's cool. A lot of people hang around the...
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Brandon walks into his favorite restaurant Picante del Sol. Maitre d': Yes sir, how can I help you? Brandon: What's up? I'm Brandon, a twenty one year old surfer who spends my time riding the waves and straight up chillin'. I love classic cars and...
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1. Have sex with Paris Hilton without any risk of contracting Herpes2. March through Harlem with Michael Richards and Don Imus3. Go hunting with Dick Cheney4. Cheat on Princess Peach guilt free5. Undergo a triple bypass surgery performed by Dr....
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I figured they were the same but apparently there's a whole different style when shaving someone else's pubes.
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Lydia: Wow, it's so great to see you guys. Ted: Definitely. I can't believe it's been ten years already. Brian: We sure had some good times back in high school. Lydia: Oh no. Ted: What? Lydia: Look who just burst through the double doors. Brian:...
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Son: Hey dad. This is John. He’s on my basketball team.Dad: Oh, great. That is so fat that you guys ball together. I used to have so many hoop dreams when I was your age.Son: I thought you wanted to be an accountant, dad.Dad: True that, son....
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The Pentagon is seeking an additional $100 billion to finance the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq. And that’s just the money they need for the next three months. Regardless of your position on the war I think it’s abundantly clear that...
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Dear Mom and Dad,First of all, sorry I didn't make it to graduation. I guess I sort of got cold feet and decided it was best to just jet to Europe. Secondly, I'm really sorry about not telling you. Equally sorry about the search party you sent out...
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No luck with the babes this summer? Don't sweat it. This semester's going to be different. I can feel it. Lady Luck is smiling down on me…you…I mean us, and we are gonna get our freak on with some hot females before you can say, "...
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Biff Song
December 04, 2007 |
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Nice Germans
November 20, 2007 |
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Ben Folds covers Postal Service
September 12, 2007 |
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Tour Groups
April 02, 2007 |
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Confessions from the Guy Who Brought Susan B. Anthony to Prom
March 15, 2007 |
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An Awkward Instant Message
March 13, 2007 |
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By my calculations, you can see approximately 50 and 60 percent of Lindsay Lohan's chest in this picture.
February 23, 2007 |
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My Morning After: The Office/Scrubs
February 23, 2007 |
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Poor TV ad placement.
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