The scene begins with a sharply dressed Tom Brady, elequent in black slacks, white collared shirt, and tie, riding a bicycle. As he cruises the neighborhood for heathens, he spots a woman hastily retreating into her house to draw her curtains. Tom...
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Louder than Words: A Mother's Journey in Healing Autism That's what I want my future wife's credits to look like when she decides to write a children's book. You know, I don't so much blame Jenny McCarthy for her newfound "momma fame" as I do...
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1. "Your a man now, son, and men wear briefs. Keeps your dick from poking out."2. "Pants hang up in the closet, shirts are kept in the dresser, and drawers go in the drawers."3. "You've got 2 heads. Think with the big one."4. Chopping wood builds...
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Meet Debra Lafave. She's the teacher you only dreamt of having when you were in 7th grade, and she's a little bit batshit. In case you haven't heard of her, back in 05 she had a prolonged affair with one of her 14 year old students. Her husband,...
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Next year at the University of Arkansas all smoking will be banned on campus. Students won't be allowed to light up and neither will teachers or faculty. The argument behind this idea is that it 1.Will provide a healthier enviroment for people, 2....
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On Friday, Oct. 12, Al Gore won the Nobel Peace Prize. Evidently, creating the internet wasn't enough; he had to warn the entire world about global warning. Thanks to Al Gore, we have now had a heads-up, eye-opening, wakeup call that should leave...
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My grandparents, both sets of them, are exceptions, anomalies even. They are wonderful, intelligent, polite, witty people that are a joy to be around, which places them in complete juxtaposition to the rest of the old bags draining my social...
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Russian dolls are small wooden statues that come apart at the waist and typically have little outfits painted on them. When you open the doll up, there is a slightly smaller doll with a similar costume on. This doll thenopens to reveal a smaller...
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The Chameleon The Bootes The Crater The Hercules The Hydra The Microscopium The Reticulum The Scutum The Telescopium The Triangulum The Taurus The Corona Borealis The Eridanus The Musca The...
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i noticed something while getting gas yesterday at the local fillerup place, and it was quite disturbing. it was a fat kid, and not fat as in " i haven't lost my baby fat yet" or " he'll grow into his body" either. this lethargic waste of life...
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Well, due to lack of enthusiasm and an abundance of lethargy, i have neglected to post any new blogs in quite some time. No more. As always, something crawledout of the waste of entertainment on television and up my ass. Time to extricate it. I'm...
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Nurse Practictioner: Typically a middle aged woman with short hair and a firm handshake, with or without glasses. She will be adorned in pink scrubs, a white lab coat, and a lapel pin of some type of cat. The nurse practitioner is a special type...
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i tend to think of god as a professional bowler. let me explain. one day, long ago, god was sitting up in heaven, all lonely, and he's like, "i need something to do. i need some friends." now, god had the angels, but they were like the people in...
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The times, they are trying. The past week has been a whirlwind of nothing, and still I remain rooted, inept in my efforts (or lack thereof) to cast aside my burden of sloven immobility. Yes, summer is upon us: the dogdays. Surmised from the past...
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“…….hanging around”David lifts a CD player, presses play…The Who (blaring), “YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!”Day 3DC took us by surprise by his previous antics so, to get him more involved in the...
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Ok, so I just got back from seeing King Kong a year ago. It was an enjoyable movie, but critiquing the film’s entertainment value is not really the point of this little account. What I have to say is a bit more profound, and perhaps a bit...
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Alex Ziegler
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Bullwinkle Moose
Just imagine the things this says about his subconscious.
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Bullwinkle Moose
If you look like Brad Pitt, why are you wearing the opposite shirt?
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Bullwinkle Moose
This is why god gave us Courier New.
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Bullwinkle Moose
The most ticklish shaming there is.
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