University of Cincinnati

Single in the city. . .

So as of approximately 72 hours ago, I am officially the only single girl left in my circle of friends. My last remaining single girl friend has abandoned ship and reeled in herself a man. I'm mixed between feelings of being extremely happy for...

Abracadabra

I'm taking this English class and the other day we were talking about this story we were reading. In the story there's this guy who is granted three wishes (no, it's not Aladdin) and as the story progresses, you learn about the consequences of the...

eGarmany

Valentine's Day was on Saturday and as to not let go of tradition, I spent it alone and of course, writing about how I spent it alone in an embarrassingly detailed article. Like the past three years. I wouldn't want to disappoint anyone by, you...

Look at these guys!

Great halloween costumes, supposed to be Mystery and Matador but they put a nice twist to it.

The Scenic Route Through College

As I enter this, my sixth year in college (or as I like to refer to it: "the scenic route" or as my father likes to refer to it: "wait, the government is still giving you money?"), I've come to the harsh realization that it's about time I start...

Americans Still Don't Care About Soccer

People That Annoyed Me in Kindergarten

For too long young children have been allowed to behave inanyway they see fit. Well I am sick of it and I am calling them out. Below is alist of Kindergartners that made me mad in my younger years. The Random Fact Kid: Do you really think I care...

Group Therapy Session in Video Game World

Leader: Now Mario, would you classify that comment as a "Warm Fuzzy" or a "Cold Prickly"?Mario: Hey it's not my fault Sonic hasn't done anything this year except try to bandwagon on the Smash Bros. series.Sonic collapses from his chair, and then...

What Sex and the City Character Am I?: Bad News for Males

           As many of you know this spring marks the release of the new   "Sex and the City" feature length film. Much like other men I was not upset when this show ended its...

Is Your School "Hood"? (A Survey)

Answer Yes or No to the following questions. Keep track of your "Yes's" to see just how hood your campus is. 1. Do you actually know more people that have been robbed/mugged than arrested?2. Do you know one or more homeless people by name/...

Every Woman You Know as a Character from Mario

After the Nintendo came out with the new Mario Kart for Wii me and my buddies logged quite a few hours getting reaquainted with its cast of characters. One of my friends was having some woman troubles at the time, so somewhere along the line the...

An American Girl in Celibacy. . .

Now that I've officially sworn off dating, and by "sworn off" I mean that I've finally realized that I'm far too neurotic for anyone to date and I think I'm doing the male gender a favor by kindly bowing out now. Not only am I too neurotic, but I...

Why James Patterson Sucks

James Patterson has published forty-one books (two in May 2007) since 1976. Three of those have been re-realeased, making it forty-four total seperate titles sold. He really struck gold in 1998 with When the Wind Blows- he was published in "mass...

What's the dumbest thing you think someone can make out of platinum?

So I went to the "Would you pay $41,468 for an action figure?" hotlink (http://www.risingsunofnihon.com/2007/05/the_most_expensive_toy_in_japa.html) and the last bit of the article is the question "What's the dumbest thing you think someone can...

College 101

Last night I went out with some friends to celebrate my roommate's 23rd birthday. After several glasses of Michelob Light (shut up, it was $5.50 pitchers), three of us somehow got onto the topic of classes. Namely, the type of people that are...

Paramount points. . .

So I was at the UC campus bookstore earlier today buying a new quantum physics textbook. . .haha, just kidding. I don't even know what quantum physics means. I was buying the new issue of Cosmo. And by "buying" I mean sitting in the store and...

The agony and the ex-tasy. . .

With the impending arrival of my 22nd birthday just months away, I've been thinking a lot lately about my future. I would say that I've been thinking a lot about my present as well, but the present is too depressing. My career involves me...

A Ballad to my Breasts

The components of the body are incredibleThe arms, the legs, the backBut none quite so delightfulAs my huge, ginormous rack.And yes, before you ponder"Are they real or are they fake?"They are 100% all-natural:Of that, make no mistake.While it's...

Don't ask, don't tell. . .

I spent the past week in Panama City Beach, Florida for Spring Break 2007. This was the first spring break for me that I actually went somewhere. All of my previous breaks were spent working, namely as the Easter Bunny at the local mall. So...

Campus Geographic. . .

Today when I was at the gym, I ran into someone that I went to high school with. I hadn't seen the person in almost four years. Isn't it funny how when you run into someone from high school, they act like the two of you were best friends? Rather...