Pros1. Chicks will not be able to resist your new pet chicken, and by chicks I mean baby chickens, which are adorable. 2. You can hypnotize it for fun; just put its head to the floor and draw a line in the ground outward from its beak.3....
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Guy: Ok, you got it?Girlfriend: Yea.Guy: Ok, is it big?Girlfriend: No.Guy: Are you sure? I mean; it's relatively big, right?Girlfriend: No, it's about the same size as all the others.Guy: So it's above average?Girlfriend: No. It's smaller.Guy:...
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So, you and your roommates get along fine, you don't have a job or a girlfriend, and you pray every night for the opportunity to become a legend by sending a story to a submission-based column? gmail.com
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The Vampire Cult: This cult, by definition, means that they only meet at night. (citation needed) They all wear black clothing with black eyeliner. The cult has a big economic gap straight down the middle, which is easily observable. The...
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It's Ecstasy: This is probably what it is according to most movies where a chick hands a guy a pill in a bar. You take the pill, and you start feeling awesome and if you keep hanging out with this chick you'll probably hook up with her. If she...
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Just a normal day on the florida turnpike...the same road I got a seat belt ticket on when I paid my toll...
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I was young but was bout my business and wanted to have a good time...
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Today I had the extreme misfortune of attending the 1-year anniversary of the amusement park, "Tootsie's Cabaret." Not only is it not amusing in the slightest, but I'm pretty sure it's a concentration camp and I'm shocked that I made it out alive....
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With the days up ahead, you need to wear clothing. Here are some ideasT-shirt- This item will cover the top half of your body. It can have pictures on it. I have one with the Tasmanian Devil holding a basketball. I also have one that is just...
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Something about drinking a whole bottle of jack daniels...
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Pencil (Number 2, Mechanical): Very light and easy to throw, minor risk in harming the bird. The resulting sound is very light, not enough to scare bird for more than a few seconds.Gum (Spearmint flavor, Stride): Very small, does not make a...
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Saturday Night's Alright for PvP Fightingby Elton JohnLink to Elton John's version Saturday Night's Alright For FightingIt's getting late and the guild awaitsI.M. me when the boys get hereIt's seven o'clock and I'm all caps-lockWant to level up my...
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