Pros: Virtually an endless list. I could tell you about all the chicks you'll suddenly get without even saying a word or even taking off your shirt, but I bet you already knew all that. I could tell you about how you'll suddenly become so...
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Pros1. Chicks will not be able to resist your new pet chicken, and by chicks I mean baby chickens, which are adorable. 2. You can hypnotize it for fun; just put its head to the floor and draw a line in the ground outward from its beak.3....
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Guy: Ok, you got it?Girlfriend: Yea.Guy: Ok, is it big?Girlfriend: No.Guy: Are you sure? I mean; it's relatively big, right?Girlfriend: No, it's about the same size as all the others.Guy: So it's above average?Girlfriend: No. It's smaller.Guy:...
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So, you and your roommates get along fine, you don't have a job or a girlfriend, and you pray every night for the opportunity to become a legend by sending a story to a submission-based column? gmail.com
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The Vampire Cult: This cult, by definition, means that they only meet at night. (citation needed) They all wear black clothing with black eyeliner. The cult has a big economic gap straight down the middle, which is easily observable. The...
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It's Ecstasy: This is probably what it is according to most movies where a chick hands a guy a pill in a bar. You take the pill, and you start feeling awesome and if you keep hanging out with this chick you'll probably hook up with her. If she...
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Just a normal day on the florida turnpike...the same road I got a seat belt ticket on when I paid my toll...
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I was young but was bout my business and wanted to have a good time...
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Today I had the extreme misfortune of attending the 1-year anniversary of the amusement park, "Tootsie's Cabaret." Not only is it not amusing in the slightest, but I'm pretty sure it's a concentration camp and I'm shocked that I made it out alive....
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With the days up ahead, you need to wear clothing. Here are some ideasT-shirt- This item will cover the top half of your body. It can have pictures on it. I have one with the Tasmanian Devil holding a basketball. I also have one that is just...
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Pencil (Number 2, Mechanical): Very light and easy to throw, minor risk in harming the bird. The resulting sound is very light, not enough to scare bird for more than a few seconds.Gum (Spearmint flavor, Stride): Very small, does not make a...
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