Articles Archive for University of Central Florida

8 total in May 2008
ORLANDO, Florida. On March 28th, Law student Kevin Longwood became very confused when he received an F- for his exam this morning.

Kevin claimed he spent the whole night at the library.

However, Kevin forgot to mention that by library, he meant the bar.

By: RobbyV.com 


Stifler: "Hey, Finch, what's the capital of Thailand? (Stifler punches Finch in the genitals) Bangkok!"

By: RobbyV.com 



This is the person who bought the "meal plan" option of 50,000 meals, and is now desperate to give them away because the semester is almost over.

Conversations tend to go something like this:

Meal plan guy: You hungry?

You: Yeah, but I'm broke.

Meal plan guy: I got you man, I got that meal plan hook-up, whoop whoop!

By: RobbyV.com 



GAINSVILLE, Florida. On March 18th, Women's Studies major Joe Francis, was sitting in class when he noticed the "girl of his dreams," Meredith Ivester, sitting three seats down.

Meredith then turned in Joe's direction and Joe quickly looked away.

 


Is This 'Effed Up?

By: RobbyV.com

Photo via Best Funny Pictures
 



Miami, FLORIDA. On March 17th, Music major Glen Weinz admitted that if he had to choose between marrying a used penny loafer or country music sensation Brad Paisley, he would choose Brad Paisley.

After hearing about it, Glen's roommate replied "I'm not surprised."

 


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