Mark Zuckerberg: Hey, Man! I got a status report that you were out of town this weekend! Trip to Madison, right? How was it?Me: Oh, it was a great time, but you already knew that. I'm assuming you saw all the pictures already.MZ: Ha! You better...
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Swimmer Michael Phelps made history at the Beijing Olympics. Most people would say he made history by winning eight gold medals. Yet he also made history in another, more notable way: He cast a magic spell to literally stop time. That was...
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From: xxxxxx@uchicago.eduSubject: [Hitchcock] WARNING: I'm in your iTunes, raising my eyebrowsDate: March 14, 2008 12:42:12 AM CDTTo: hitchcock@listhost.uchicago.eduCc: snellhouse@listhost.uchicago.eduHello Snell-Hitchcock.If...
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So today is Valentine's Day, and all over the country, girls are doing sweet, adorable things for their boyfriends because they care about them, and their boyfriends are doing sweet, adorable things for their girlfriends because they care about...
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Desperate times called for desperate measures. I traded Peyton Manning for Tiki Barber -- the whitest running back in the NFL. Then, I figured Michael Turner had a normal white man's name so I gave him a shot. Also, LenDale White seemed like a...
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Scene: Your freshman year dorm roomMilton: Hey Karl, may I talk to you for a sec?Karl: (blasting music that can be heard through his headphones, nods to the music)Milton: KARL!Karl (shuts off music and rips off the headphones): What do you want?...
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It has recently been brought to my attention that cutting class is supposed to be liberating: you don't have to wake up early, you don't have to listen to some old guy talking about something boring, and you certainly don't have to walk half a...
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Chris Berman Goes Crazy
February 01, 2008 |
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January 07, 2008 |
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Cash Ambulance
November 15, 2007 |
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"Asian Table Rapage"
October 29, 2007 |
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Sam Cassell Interview
October 23, 2007 |
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Thrill of Another Team's Defeat
October 09, 2007 |
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Spaghetti Monster Press
October 09, 2007 |
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Pittsburgh's #1
September 08, 2007 |
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My New Haircut
July 17, 2007 |
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I find your dowry of three sheep acceptable, you may marry my daughter.
May 24, 2007 |