You see there’s your love life, and then there’s your limp dick. That’s why I take Cialis. It gives me the flexibility of being ready fast, like for masturbating after seeing my neighbor’s daughter at the cross walk the...
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My Visit to Chicago's MCA My Visit to Chicago's Museum of Contemporary Art A couple weeks ago I went on a trip to Chicago. After an exhausting flight sitting next a disgusting tub of lard whose seat could barely contain him, I finally arrived in...
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Gin is a vicious toxin. The real dry stuff only a notch below rubbing alcohol. Anybody's who's drank enough of it knows this, and avoids it with extreme prejudice. Being the shit head that I am however I went out with my partner in...
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How to Join the Mile-High Club After a romantic, candle-lit dinner there's nothing more breathtaking than slowly making sweet love to a girl underneath your covers in...
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What that title means, I honestly don't know. But do most things pertaining to Jack Black make any sense? I'll be the first to admit that I thought his easy-going, nice-guy nature with overly expressive eyebrows and hands was somewhat endearing in...
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So I saw "Saw 3" the other day. And I gotta tell ya, in spite of my penchant for gory movies, it got to be a bit much. It kind of freaked me out because I got thinking how much time I have until I'm kidnapped and drugged by a long-haired werewolf...
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People always want to turn back the clock. I wish I did this. I wish I did that. I wish I could look like I did when I was 18. If I inject my face with this disease maybe I'll look 35 forever. Why does no one ever want to go forward? Moreover, why...
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Stupid Question Hall of Fame: The Week of 12/08
December 06, 2008 |
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This spot must for that that hot girl's lame "mom" friend.
October 12, 2008 |
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Wet Pets
September 03, 2008 |
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Michael Phelps's Poor Sportsmanship
August 25, 2008 |
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Issue #50
March 04, 2008 |
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How Not to Fell a Palm Tree
March 04, 2008 |
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Pie? No thanks, I'm trying to quit.
February 04, 2008 |
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Frat Boy Dad
January 28, 2008 |
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Aries Spears Rap
September 18, 2007 |
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Dude, I'm hungry too but we have to pull over. If we don't, we'll regret it forever.
June 08, 2007 |