When fitting into your old clothes doesn't count

I wonder if skittles fall out when she walks

That's what Louisiana gets for dating Tommy Lee

Why do birds suddenly appear?

We decided to give our roomate a lesson on safe internet browsing.

Jesus loves the little children

Well, I guess we don't need to have that "worst tattoo" contest after all.

God Bless America

Snakes: nature's heat seekers

This picture is so cute, just looking at it will make you shit butterflies for a week.

An offer you can't refuse

Gotta finish what you started.

I wonder if any of his cat friends tried to eat him

Well at least you know he does good work

That's a typo. It should read, "excellent!"

I think I found the other fortune

I thought it was Delta Sigma Phi

Life as a Delta Sig means life on the road, tracking down road signs to display in your room. Sure, you may easily acquire a "Delta" or a "Sigma" sign from any fraternity house, but driving 300 miles to the heart of the ghetto in Oakland to aquire a "High" street sign is the sweetner and dangling from the stubborn sign at 6AM as construction workers look on is the cherry on top. (Had we only known there was Stoner Street sign a mile or two from the house...)

Who cares when you get there if you're enjoying the ride.

Dumb and Dumber meets Duff Man

Just a stereo-typical that guy picture

Just a stereo-typical that guy picture