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I was Walter Sobcheck and randomly ran into The Dude and Maude. Awesome.
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Frank fell asleep with his shoes on so it was open season for me and the boys with our markers.
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It seems as if every rich white guy in the movies have one thing in common. They always own Whiskey/Scotch Decanters. These lavish booze dispensers tell people one thing, they are better than you because you are relatively poor. They also always...
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The story of comedy as told in stand up fashion. The quality isn't great but its the content that counts.
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My bud Janice had some fun with Watermelon Smirnoff and palmolive dish soap on tuesday night.
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Was bored sitting in my room so I cut out a picture of Obama from Time magazine and pasted it over a Homer Simpson thinking about beer poster I had. Then I realized Obama probably doesn't think about beer so I added a few things to his thought bubble.
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To the Producers and Artists of "Jizz in My Pants" My name is Robert Nimble, and I...
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Hello there College Humor!Mike here! I just wanted to say a few words on the dangers and perils of drug use. Now all you guys are at that age where smoking a little dope or eating some magic mushrooms may seem like a cool and fun thing to do....
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Me: Hey buddy, ya ready to go for a little drive? The Volve: We'll see...Me: What do you mean we'll see? I need to get to the packy before it closes.The Volve: I meant we'll see... I don't know if I feel like going anywhere right now, it's cold...
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Hey ladies, interested in a guy who can fit the word boobies into nearly any song lyric?
March 26, 2007 |
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kleptic
"21 inches for her 21st birthday"
December 10, 2006 |
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Becca
Being the Joker's henchman seems like the worst job in the world. At least he's not making this batch dress like clowns or something.
November 16, 2006 |
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Becca
You must get some interesting stories working as an undercover Texas Alcohol and Beverage Commission Officer.
November 15, 2006 |
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Becca
"Mama tigress had premature tiger babies that died and she got depressed. So the zoo decided to replace them with pigs and fool the mom by dressing them in tiger skins."
November 14, 2006 |
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Becca
Think about it this way - it's very unlikely anybody is going to steal your car for the next few hours.
November 14, 2006 |
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Becca
I don't know why nobody's ever noticed that a bag of Franzia and an average size pumpkin are the same size.
November 08, 2006 |
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Becca
"Originally said 'congrats on 4th Place in Nat'l Spelling Bee"
November 05, 2006 |
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Becca
Seeing Winnie and Kevin back together after all these years is almost too much to take emotionally.
November 02, 2006 |
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Becca
No, MY name is Earl!
November 02, 2006 |