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Me: Hey buddy, ya ready to go for a little drive? The Volve: We'll see...Me: What do you mean we'll see? I need to get to the packy before it closes.The Volve: I meant we'll see... I don't know if I feel like going anywhere right now, it's cold...
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kleptic
Hey ladies, interested in a guy who can fit the word boobies into nearly any song lyric?
March 26, 2007 |
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kleptic
"21 inches for her 21st birthday"
December 10, 2006 |
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Becca
Being the Joker's henchman seems like the worst job in the world. At least he's not making this batch dress like clowns or something.
November 16, 2006 |
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Becca
You must get some interesting stories working as an undercover Texas Alcohol and Beverage Commission Officer.
November 15, 2006 |
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Becca
"Mama tigress had premature tiger babies that died and she got depressed. So the zoo decided to replace them with pigs and fool the mom by dressing them in tiger skins."
November 14, 2006 |
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Becca
Think about it this way - it's very unlikely anybody is going to steal your car for the next few hours.
November 14, 2006 |
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Becca
I don't know why nobody's ever noticed that a bag of Franzia and an average size pumpkin are the same size.
November 08, 2006 |
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Becca
"Originally said 'congrats on 4th Place in Nat'l Spelling Bee"
November 05, 2006 |
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Becca
Seeing Winnie and Kevin back together after all these years is almost too much to take emotionally.
November 02, 2006 |
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Becca
No, MY name is Earl!
November 02, 2006 |
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