Jennifer's Body
Release Date: 9-18-09

What is it?: Megan Fox is a vampire/werewolf demon-thing who goes around seducing men to fulfill her lust for coc... err, blood.
Target Audience: Ever gotten a boner before? Probably you.
Pros: Strong female characters, likely to start a bunch of WYR's that end with "or have Megan Fox rape and kill you?"
Cons: Myapologies to any guy who wears sweatpants or basketball shorts duringthis. Make sure to do the patented waistband tuck... or if you're witha date, get popcorn.

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...and then I stabbed him in the face.
...and then I put my pants on and said "Thank you for the lovely tea party"
...and then I drank the rest of my flask and said "This funeral is LAME!!"
...and then I asked if she had the antidote for the poison I put in her drink.
...and then I had an unexpected bowel movement.
...and then I asked him if he thought prostitutes had feelings to which he replied "Nothing without a soul has feelings."
...and then I handsomely tipped my stripper and made a quick exit out of the Champagne room.
...and then I found a dead kitten.
...and then I said "Well, this is where I get off," and jumped out of the driver's seat as the car sped off the boat landing into the lake.
...and then I said,"Ya know what's funny...that you can kill a baby when it's in you, but you can't when it comes out. I mean, come on, that is SUCH a double-edged sword."