The characters from Saved by the Bell had long, fulfilling lives after leaving bayside.  This is a chronicle of what they've done since they left their respected Alma Mater. 

Kelly Kapowski - Changed her name to Valarie Malone, and moved to Beverly Hills, 90210.  Here, Kelly went through a drastic personality change, becoming an unbelievable slut, sleeping with every man, and some women, in this entire zip code.
(Reference: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098749/)

Lisa Turtle - Father got her into Harvard, where she smoked weed and banged Method Man and Redman. 
(Reference: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0278488/)

Jesse Spano - Went to Vegas and became a show girl.  Had sex in a pool.  Also changed her name to Nomi Malone. Valarie's distant cousin. 
(Reference: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114436/)

A.C. Slater - After working as a bike cop for a year, he has since retired.   Hosts TV dance competitions. 
(Reference: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112112/ , http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1145872/)

Samuel "Screech" Powers - Sex tape found.  Career over.
(Reference: http://www.tmz.com/2006/09/27/screech-sex-tape-preview/)

Zack Morris - Failed out of college due to too much pot smoking and drinking.  Tried to kill roommate.  Currently works as plumber. 
(Reference: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118301/)

Richard Belding - Sings backup for coverbands, and currently a starving musician. 
(Reference: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1688350 , http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1742348)

Over the years, fraternity life has changed 10 fold.  This is a comparison as to what fraternities were like to their pledges 5 years ago, as opposed to what they are like now to them now, due to the countless lawsuits, stricter university rules, and all around rules limiting fraternity exclusiveness.  
Enjoy.

5 Years Ago:
"Get me a beer, Maggot."
Today:
"Would you like a drink, buddy?" :::Smile:::

5 years ago:
"Tell that girl that you are a pretty little unicorn, and you want her pot of gold."
Today:
"Hey buddy, that cute freshman looks like she wants someone to talk to."   :::wink and smile:::

5 years ago:
"You are a maggot peice of shit and will never amount to anything."
Today:
"You have your future in your hands!  You can do Anything!!!!" :::Smile and high five:::

5 years ago:
"Do my laundry, bitch."
Today:
"Here's a few shirts I picked up from the Polo outlet.  I got them specific to your size.  Remember, collar popped means you're completely straight!" :::Wink and smile:::

5 years ago:
"You may be my little brother, but you seriously are a completely worthless fuckup."
Today:
"You are the best little ever!!!!  Come home with me and meet my parents!" :::Smile and subtle hand touch:::

5 years ago:
"Old school is the best movie ever.  You could learn a thing or two from Frank the Tank."
Today:
"Drinking too much alcohol is GROSS!.  Hugsies!!" :::Smiles at pledge, and forces uncomfortable hug:::

5 years ago:
"Shut the fuck up.  Do NOT look me in the eyes, pussy."
Today:
"Look me in the eyes.  Tell me sweet nothings" :::Forces homo kisses on pledge's face:::

5 years ago:
"I want you to clean the bathroom, the hallways, the crawlspace, reshingle the roof, and count how many bricks are in this house."
Today:
"I want you in the bathroom, the hallways, the crawlspace, and after I reshingle our roof, i want you to count the tiles on my ceiling"

5 Years ago:
"You'll never make it into this house.  Everyone hates you and you're worthless."
Today:
"Come over to the house.  I love you, and you're smile is priceless"

5 years ago:
"I'm going to go take a few tabs of acid and blow a few lines of coke."
Today:
"I'm going to go bake a batch of walnut brownies!  Do you want some? I need to know how much sugar to put in them.." :::Smiles and caresses pledge's stomach:::

5 years ago:
"You and 6 of your pledge brothers are going to jerk off into a biscuit, and the last person to cum has to eat it."
Today:
"Soggy biscuit Tuesdays!  Whos on my team!?!??!"