Chug, chug, chug

660 oz of BL

Chewbacca has great savings for you!

I had to hand out flyers for a halloween costume store during a very hot Florida afternoon

If art imitates life, does that mean Family Guy is art?

this happened by pure coincidence

Desperate times call for desperate measures*

*desperate measures may or may not entail shoes, as situations may vary

Poop did not have sexual relations with that woman.

beer bottle torch

Contents of a lighter injected into a beer bottle then ignited...

Goodnight

This homo passed out on the stairs so we decided to make his bed for him....with two 50lb bean bags

That's like the party we had that went to "???."

A passive agressive bitch slap

The scary part? The pilot left that note.

Snakes on a Plane Shaming

This shaming was done when the movie Snakes on a Plane was released and my friend passed out drunk and we decided this tattoo is far worse than any flour or ketchup or any condiment for that matter being put upon one drunks face.

Alcoholic Puppy

I want cambodian breast milk

My buddy loves to give to the needy

Hand stitched and beaded for her pleasure.

legos gotta keep warm too

The holy trinity: Ghostbusters, TMNT and the cassette player.

Say it loud and proud!

That guy

Showed up at a party looking like a chip and dales teddy bear

Tragic American Portrait of an Urban Explorer

The latest in the T.A.P. series takes a look at the life of a homeless man with a knack for being unusually particular.

Chloe Saves The Day

Several tales of the world's cutest dog traveling the world and defusing even the tensest of situations.