Winter Break

gosh, my hometown is so borrrrrrring!

A Lindsay Lohan as Hermoine costume.

Speed Racer

The good news is you are already at the mechanic.

"I took some Dramamine before a cruise, an hour late one eye dilated, and stayed that way for the rest of the trip."

Oh dude, totally my bad. You know what? I'm only going to charge you half. No need to thank me.

Janitor spent all night picking on JD.

My roomie's pumpkin

My roomie brought home a pumpkin this weekend so he decided to carve it.

Jack-o-lantern

roommates and I decided to sit around and carve some pumpkins. They're the UF logo, Bud Select Symbol, and a skull.

Halloween 2007

Superheroes

the guy in the plastic wrap thought people would understand that he was the invisible man.

Tim Tebow on Game Day

Skit from Gator Growl '07 Warning: Mime

Bender pumpkin

Girls in a shower

Was at a Halloween party and one of the guys decided it'd be great to put all the girls in the shower and get aerial shots of the cleavage.

Flying hellfish-o-lantern

"Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" 'cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles..."

I asked about intimate car parties but she said no.

Usually guys like this aren't organized enough to get a vanity license plate.

This picture says it all.

That Guy loves cake.

"ALL HAIL THE NORDIC FROST GODS!"

"Nobody sleeps on this bed without the proper sexdentification."