what more do you need?

Coming back from dinner and saw this. The actual name is Badcock Furniture.

Someone needs to learn to spell correctly

"I dunno, they all just jumped in and posed on the sand so they'd ruin my picture."

animal sex

my parents saw these two animals having sex while they were in Kenya

In all fairness, this restaurant is run by 2nd graders.

H8N MSTRB8N was too long

That Asian Kid

Phister? Okay then.

Krack Nuggets

Can they arrest a vending machine for selling krack nuggets?

Drive Beer

I'm not sure this is a good combination...

Cock Bar

In Rome. We sent her in to inquire, and it turns out it's supposed to say "Cocktail Bar." Part of the neon burnt out. Good thing it wasn't in San Francisco.

Fun with dead people!

My buddy decided it was time for a perspective shot. Out of respect for the deceased, we went with oral rather than anal.

Moron Center - Beauty Institute

As it is done in America, so it is done in Italy.

Crowdsurfing Verboten!!!

Red Hot Chili Peppers concert in Hamburg. Apparently the anti-crowdsurfing movement has reached Germany.

Christ, schmuck.

Apparently 'schmuck' is German for jewelry. Never thought I'd see Uhren, Christ, and Schmuck in the same place.

Blue Balls Festival featuring Seal

Never realized Kiss From a Rose was such a cock-tease.

The best April-submitted Napolean dynamite picture ever

my friends are idiots and they look like napolean and kip. a lot.

A Pimp Named Slick Back

Who's Happier The Groper or the Gropee?

she wants my dick . . . in and around her mouth