Cock Bar

In Rome. We sent her in to inquire, and it turns out it's supposed to say "Cocktail Bar." Part of the neon burnt out. Good thing it wasn't in San Francisco.

Fun with dead people!

My buddy decided it was time for a perspective shot. Out of respect for the deceased, we went with oral rather than anal.

Moron Center - Beauty Institute

As it is done in America, so it is done in Italy.

Crowdsurfing Verboten!!!

Red Hot Chili Peppers concert in Hamburg. Apparently the anti-crowdsurfing movement has reached Germany.

Christ, schmuck.

Apparently 'schmuck' is German for jewelry. Never thought I'd see Uhren, Christ, and Schmuck in the same place.

Blue Balls Festival featuring Seal

Never realized Kiss From a Rose was such a cock-tease.

The best April-submitted Napolean dynamite picture ever

my friends are idiots and they look like napolean and kip. a lot.

A Pimp Named Slick Back

Who's Happier The Groper or the Gropee?

she wants my dick . . . in and around her mouth

You think it's cute, but keep in mind that's a mutated gerbil.

Smelly Interrogation

A year or so ago, we brought in a guy suspected of robbery. He kept on saying, "I got gas, I got gas!" I guess he REALLY had some gas.

Ad Placement

Interview

Out of ideas, I decide to interview the only other person who lives with me

That (unnamed emotion) guy

digging for gold!

A Few Good Thundercats

Here is my tribute to the cartoon "The Thundercats" and the movie "A Few Good Men"

I don't understand why girls think they look better in make-up.

Mangeeno-Cat doesn't ask; he declares.

Happy Bowl Season!

That Guy Attacks

My friends and I were taking a picture, and Pink Sweatshirt's boyfriend pushed me and jumped up behind me.