Arj Barker hammered drunk after a show in Sydney, Australia

The gas station attendant is also broken.

the sides are full of bullet holes

Prevent those pesky whiplash injuries!

I DRINK YOUR FISHBOWL!

Like I drink your milkshake from There Will Be Blood...only drunker.

excuse me sir, are you thinking about it?

Eric Gordon and that guy in Lando Calrissian's posse

Drunk Giant

This kid is 7 feet tall and wears a size 16 shoe. We call him Dirtfoot when he's wasted.

Good luck explaining this one to... anyone.

LoLCougar

There was a cougar loose on the Northside of Chicago earlier in the week.

Cousin Willie's Buttery Explosion

You'll savor every rich Buttery bite of our scrumptious, jumbo-sized kernels.

Papa Smurf can't handle his liquor

He passed out and peed on the futon/floor, so naturally we colored him blue and stacked shit on him. He had to go to work an hour away at 8am the next morning and he made it on time!

Jerkin at Perkins

Ben Folds pointed out this vandalism at his show in Champaign. I couldn't help but go find it after the concert.

Isn't a 360 a back-where-you-started?

Concentrated with bits of real tiger

Beeramid collapse

The people at the table next to me were making a beeramid out of bottles. I thought it was cool, so when they put the last one on I went to take a picture. It started to collapse as I was taking it. The girl's expression is priceless.

That model

Clearwater Beach SB Represent!

Dicklegs....again

go through the rest of my uploads and you'll already know the story. he's the same in every one.

Now play dead!