Ohh shit.

This is what happens when an eight foot tall monster awakes from a beer induced coma and tries to escape with his cheese fries.

Welcome to the jungle baby...you gonna diiiiiiiiiiie!

Indiana is ready for winter

Star Wars Gangsta Rap

Intoxicated Squirrel after it was fed fermented pumpkins

Obviously this one was carved with a lightsaber.

Americans are NOT Stupid

Homophobic Book

Byrne and Fone..... what a couple of fags. I hope this isn't a how-to book, because I'm already pretty good at it.

Emo-lja Boy

That Guy

Some people go out lookin' to get laid, others go out lookin' to ruin pictures.

New Contest: Presidential candidates look-a-likes

Fred Thompson looks like the evil dudes from the movie 'The 5th Element'

Not right now chief...I'm in the fuckin' zone!

arrr

Who ya gonna call?

The pack has working lights and speakers that play the pack sounds and the theme to ghostbusters. I just won $500 with this costume, and really like it to be on the national site like my jango fett (http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1719967) and V for Vendetta (http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1718616) are.rnrnFirst Halloween 07 tag?

Fleece Orange Krush bear suit...I sweat to death in this.

Guitar Hero III comes out later this month. Are you ready?

I got bored and custom made these guitars.

Its never too late for a Hottest Bartender Submission.

Arrr.

We weren't allowed to make strange faces. But lucky for me, pirates suffer from a perfectly legitimate medical condition.

Passed out in a pool, sounds safe to me.

At U of I, the old women who take our id pictures don't put up with any shenanigans. But by the time i cracked the pirate scowl, they were too busy feeling sorry for me (because of my bad luck of having a "benign ocular syst") that they didn't even notice. As I left, they told me not to feel bad--I could come back and re-take it whenever I got better.

I think I covered pretty much everything, but here is a parting thought:rnA lot of schools are like U of I--they don't allow anything fun in your id picture. But what I'm pretty sure they're legally obligated to allow are medical conditions. Pirates are nice because of the inherently associated eyelessness, but there are plenty of other equally funny conditions out there. For instance, if one of your friends is small and light, why not see if you couldn't look conjoined?