"I think pirates are overrepresented at Halloween. Instead, I went as a shark attack victim."

Pam and Jim

That might actually be Pam.

Voilà!

College should be started on the right foot

I decided to go straight thug my freshman year

Passed out in a pool, sounds safe to me.

Arrr.

We weren't allowed to make strange faces. But lucky for me, pirates suffer from a perfectly legitimate medical condition.

Guitar Hero III comes out later this month. Are you ready?

I got bored and custom made these guitars.

Who ya gonna call?

The pack has working lights and speakers that play the pack sounds and the theme to ghostbusters. I just won $500 with this costume, and really like it to be on the national site like my jango fett (http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1719967) and V for Vendetta (http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1718616) are.rnrnFirst Halloween 07 tag?

Its never too late for a Hottest Bartender Submission.

New Contest: Presidential candidates look-a-likes

Fred Thompson looks like the evil dudes from the movie 'The 5th Element'

arrr

Not right now chief...I'm in the fuckin' zone!

That Guy

Some people go out lookin' to get laid, others go out lookin' to ruin pictures.

Indiana is ready for winter

At U of I, the old women who take our id pictures don't put up with any shenanigans. But by the time i cracked the pirate scowl, they were too busy feeling sorry for me (because of my bad luck of having a "benign ocular syst") that they didn't even notice. As I left, they told me not to feel bad--I could come back and re-take it whenever I got better.

I think I covered pretty much everything, but here is a parting thought:rnA lot of schools are like U of I--they don't allow anything fun in your id picture. But what I'm pretty sure they're legally obligated to allow are medical conditions. Pirates are nice because of the inherently associated eyelessness, but there are plenty of other equally funny conditions out there. For instance, if one of your friends is small and light, why not see if you couldn't look conjoined?

"We always knew he would make it on TV some day."

This is why people are racist?

When you want Burger King nothing can stand in your way...not even a DUI

The Brain Prank in Wendys Parking Lot

Roadkill's Been Getting Larger Lately