In rute too the UCLA Medical Center, 1:10, Thursday AfternoonEMT: Mr. Jackson has gone into Cardiac Arrest. Quick, start CPR!Rookie EMT: Shit! I'm drawing a blank! What am I supposed to do to the chest?EMT: Just...
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Dear Professor, My sex-life has been a little bit slow lately. My boyfriend is always tired from working in the medicine field, so I have found some more "comfortable" items of clothing to slip into. :-) I really want to put on a show for him....
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Dear Professor Genius, I was dating a girl from work for a month. After dumping me, I come to find out she's with another guy from work. How do I go to work without being angry? Should I quit? - Still Working Dear SW, First...
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Dear Abby, Lately my relationship has been struggling. I mean when we first got together, everything seemed perfect, I had wanted her for months, and she was just the type that needed to be used by somebody, and we were both more than happy that...
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I live in a I live in a beautiful house located on American Avenue. This great neighborhood has many features such as a Jehovah’s Witness Church which often blesses us with door to door Evangelism. There is also a myriad of...
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Caption Contest: 3/16
March 17, 2009 |
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"My sorostitute costume"
July 14, 2008 |
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Hyperactive Drumming
July 08, 2008 |
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Ringtone Drummer
July 08, 2008 |
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Simpsons VaDrum
July 08, 2008 |
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He had a baby elephant face in his belly, like a rain forest version of Total Recall.
January 15, 2008 |
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A Perfect Circle
December 10, 2007 |
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In many ways Pink Flamingos is the original cup chicks.
November 08, 2007 |
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Sphinx Kitty
November 07, 2007 |
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Samurai, one of the four very ethnically specific SuperFriends added towards the end.
October 31, 2007 |