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Hey Suzy

Heyyy Suzy, why did you dump me,why do you care that I'm small down there?Heyyy Suzy, why did you dump me,I have many other awesome qualities.Heyyy Suzy, why can't you remember,that when you saw it, it was during December.You have to realize, that...

Wes, the 30 Year Old Guy Who Thinks He's Still in College.

Bank:Wes: Uh hey yeah can I borrow 100 bux?Teller: You will pay back the loan within a month?Wes: Yup.*Wes picks up his backpack and leaves with the money*Club:Wes: Yeah hey there babe can I get you a cup of natty ice?Samantha: Excuse me?Wes: Whoo...

Baller Phones from AT&T

Buying a Baller Phone from AT&T

How to build an AIM profile

Kindergarten Inventions

I randomly found some old pictures I drew when I was in Kindergarten. I always thought I would grow up to be an inventor.It's funny to think that I thought these would be real inventions, oh well. I think my teacher had a meeting with my parents...

The Roommate that never really understood sports

Dan joins his roommate Brian on the couch and tries very hard to fit in despite not knowing anything about sports. Dan: Hey cool the soccer match is on. Brian: Hmm? No, it's football. Dan: Well yeah, I mean like how they call it soccer in...

Cartoon Evolution

Chic a chic ahhhh.Recently, with the help of www.youtube.com and www.yourtvlinks.com, I began to wonder which generation of cartoons is the best; either the generation which Doug, Rug Rats and Ren & Stimpy belong to, or the generation which Family...

Concerning Unpopular Speech

In a nation where citizens find themselves at the extremes leaving the middle ground vacant, the basic partner of free speech, being tolerance of ideas, holds no value. With everyone dying to label themselves Republican or a Democrat, our free...

Just a Thought

Commonly, we walk around saying things every day which, when you stop to think about it, make no sense what so ever. Our language is filtered with sayings, euphuism’s and idioms which contradict one another at every corner (or at the stop in...

A Lampoon on Language

Commonly, we walk around saying things every day which, when you stop to think about it, make no sense what so ever. Our language is full of sayings, euphuisms and idioms which contradict one another at every corner. From little sayings on the...

Sex & Alcohol

Sex & Alcohol               Do you like sex? Do you enjoy a drink from time to time? How many of you out there remember those pubescent high school days in which all you could think about was how to sleep with your crush from across the class? In...

Bzzz…I regret to inform you, humanity has four years left

Bzzz…I regret to inform you, humanity has four years left               It was recently reported by the London paper “The Independent,” and “The New York Times” that the bees are dying at alarming rates. This might...

Take the Dress to the Dry Cleaners

Take the Dress to the Dry Cleaners               How far is too far? When left to our own measures, men the world over can find themselves in a world of debauchery. For those who are hitched, when it comes to infidelity, what actually constitutes...

CoorsLighticus

I named this pic Coorslighticus, damned if I know why CH changed the name to BLABiator....