The most insulting part is that these are the credits for Snakes on a Plane.

Man do I LOVE me some cake!

1 Drunk fupa + 1 delicious cake = The happiest boy you will ever see!

TITS!

"I want those!"

Never Conform

Halloween brought out my inner emo

Syracuse Blew a 22 Point lead over Umass

Umass just ended Syracuse's lead and goes on to win the game

Mullet Man

Even the most manly of men cannot resist the allure of a fuzzy naval after a long day at work

Brawn vs... Pitiful

Just some freshman hallway antics on a weekday. Notice the strategically placed pillow for minimal injury...and the classic college quote: "I'll drink the pain away".

BAMBA, The Official Sponsor of Jesus

Jesus was running low on funds so Bamba picked him up as their official sponsor.

Sarah Jessica Parker's stunt double

She had to do all the car chase scenes.

Just Shoot Him

I heard Jillian Grace is having my friends baby too.

Lounge Chair

She said it was really comfortable, but she also said the Natty tasted good.

Spirit fingers in basketball?

snow love

this is what i spent my time doing before my exam instead of studying

Purple Night Gorilla

The final drawing in the "Finance Class Crayons" Series. This is the Purple Night Gorilla, and he's the reason that the sun sets and night time begins. Also, balloons.

Colonel Chaucer and the Hippo Irregulars

This is the third drawing I made when I brought crayons to Finance. We weren't learning anything important anyways... I think?

Number 2 in the "Finance Class Crayon Drawing" Series

See title

Banantula

Instead of taking Finance notes, I brought crayons to class

You can tell he's been playing because he's only wearing a t-shirt.

Ed Norton American History X

My friends always call me Derek Vineyard (Norton's character in AHX)rnApparently I have both of his looks from the movie goin.

its a zit...get it