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This is my halloween costume for this year. That shirt on the bottom is real velvet. I was going around telling everyone to reach into my pocket and take out a peice of candy. I also told them that there might be a quarter in there somewhere, they would just have to dig around a bit.
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This is my halloween costume for this year. That shirt on the bottom is real velvet. I was going around telling everyone to reach into my pocket and take out a peice of candy. I also told them that there might be a quarter in there somewhere, they would just have to dig around a bit.
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Belive it or not, none of the breasts in this pic are less than 40 years old. I was working out in the Rockies this past summer, and a bachelorette party was being put on by the bride's mother, and all her friends. They wanted me to get their picture, and got it I did.
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The house that had the party is oddly named "The Cleavage Castle"
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You'll have to exceuse the folds in this write-up, as I got it about a year and a half ago. I had some leftover liquor in my cupboard, and some of the girls I lived with decided they were gonna get dressed up like robbers and steal it. I busted into the room they were drinking it in, and told them I was going to call the cops and report a robbery in progress. I intended to only call 611, but I actually hit 911, and I got the 911 lady. Upon hearing "911, what is your emergency?", I hung up the phone, only for her to call me back within seconds. The bitch of it was that I was calling from a room that wasn't mine, but also wasn't registered in the real residents name. Apparently someone by the name of Danny Glover had lived there a few years back..... Also, I tried to talk the girls into staying dressed up like robbers for when the cops showed up, but no dice on that. The cop was kinda hot.
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There's a series of these from the 60's, hilariously sexist. This guy definitely beats his wife.
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braden
Alright you saw the town green, beautiful right? Now get the f*ck out buddy boy, my finger's gettin' tired.
October 16, 2008 |
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Tania
That midget.
July 14, 2007 |
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Tania
The Maternacord
May 18, 2007 |
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Tania
"He told her he was a robot and she grabbed him and started licking his face."
April 04, 2007 |
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Tania
Not a rule, just a fact.
March 20, 2007 |
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Tania
Oh whatever, you would totally hit it.
February 09, 2007 |
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James
Why are all snow penii circumcised? Are all snowmen Jewish?
January 18, 2007 |
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James
Hmmm, must be some sort of Lenny Kravitz side project.
January 18, 2007 |
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