"Black Gallagher doesn't use no mallet like a punk bitch! I got warrants."

Free STD's from Wal Mart

Bought new dorm sheets. This is why you ALWAYS wear protection in bed.

No Frowning Zone

Weird signs all over downtown Reno. They can actually, in theory, fine $100 for frowning. I asked a cop.

Fun in the Snow At UNR

Warm Christmas wishes.

Pic From Japan

Restaurant Sign I found during a trip to Kyoto, Japan

Proof the FDA hates us.

mad dad is a crazy bitch

License and registration, chicken fucker.