BlaZerBoY2k:  a/s/l?

Me:  c’mon, seriously?

BlaZerBoY2k:  jk, I know who you are lol

BlaZerBoY2k:  sup

Me:  I’m kinda pissed actually.  Someone rear-ended my car the other day.

BlaZerBoY2k:  tht sux :( hey, have you seen that new vid on ebaumsworld with the lady stomping grapes? I’ve got the link..

Me: yeah I have, it’s pretty funny

Me:so now I’ve gotta file a claim and go through all this bs with the insurance co.

BlaZerBoY2k:  buck up, I got something that will change your luck

Me:what?

BlaZerBoY2k:  its just this little message, send it to 5 ppl

Me:oh I hate those things

BlaZerBoY2k:  if you break the chain you’ll die alone. It’s proven science, you can’t take that risk..

BlaZerBoY2k:  so wat happened w/ that girl you liked?

Me:we went out a couple times but apparently she has bf or something now, fucking weak

Me:it sucks cuz she was real cool, we had fun together

BlaZerBoY2k:  Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.

BlaZerBoY2k:  that’s what I always say

Me:don’t give me that crap

BlaZerBoY2k:well I’ve got this love test you can take, it’ll predict your love life

Me:I’m not falling for that one again

BlaZerBoY2k:  there are other fish in the sea, a great guy.  Just remember, you’re unique.  Just like everyone else ;)

Me:omg, plz stop.

BlaZerBoY2k:  you’ll find a great girl.  To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

Me:how original.

BlaZerBoY2k:  I can get 60 miles to the gallon on this hog.

Me:?????

BlaZerBoY2k:  just one of the best lines from my favorite movie, duh

Me:I gtg, ttyl

BlaZerBoY2k:  k, late