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Simply roll your mouse over the text to read what the paranoid boyfriend hears. Isabel greets her boyfriend, Tom, at a lunch restuarant. Hey Tom, how has your day been? Hello boyfriend, say things to make me like you more. Make...
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Of course it's easy to masturbate in your own house. You've had years of home-field training, but now it's time to play on the road. Parts of life may change during family vacation, but these guides are for one thing that won't: your need to...
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Hi. I'm Melanie. And I'm here to tell you that you can hook up with any chick you want. That's right, any chick you want. My technique is so fool-proof that it's got a 100% success rate. It has never, ever failed. Ever. Here it is: 1) The key...
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-The first day of freshman year, I sat in my dorm room as everyone else on the hall moved in. Each time I heard footsteps, I cocked my head to listen closely in the hope I could glean any evidence that my new neighbors were female, hot, and...
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-Congratulations, Class of 2009, you've just received your college degrees! If I were you, by now I'd be sick of everyone telling me how this is the worst job market in a generation and that my graduation is coinciding with near-certain...
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-A recent article in Time Magazine stated that half of all college students have four or more credit cards. Four or more? That's fucking ridiculous. I'm twenty-nine and have one credit card. Why? Well, I simply did...
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-When I was a teenager growing up in the suburbs, if we couldn't find a house to drink in we'd simply kick back beers in the park until the cops inevitably came and chased us through the woods. We were young and stupid and it was fucking...
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-Birthdays are a lot like New Year's Eve in that you make a lot of promises to yourself about turning over a new leaf, only to abandon your attempts at change a few weeks later. Of course, I have no ordinary birthday coming up. In 52...
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-Since I'm twenty-nine years old and Valentine's Day is coming up, I've been thinking a lot about dating and romance in the thirties. That is, the 1930s. Recently, I visited my ninety-seven-year-old Grandma Zelda and asked her a bunch...
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-Since the temperature varies so little in Los Angeles, sometimes I forget that seasons even exist. When one of my buddies on the East Coast complains about being bombarded with snow, I have to look at a calendar and remind myself that just...
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