Artist/Band - Song Title1. Harry Chapin - Cat's In The Cradle 2. James Brown - I Got You (I Feel Good) 3. Joe Cocker - You Are So Beautiful To Me4. John Lennon - Imagine5. Lou Rawls - You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine6. Percy Sledge - When...
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2005: You Can't Script October.Game 1: Team A winsGame 2: Team A winsGame 3: Team B winsGame 4: Team A winsGame 5: Team B winsGame 6: Team A winsTeam A advances to the next round.2006: Beware of Things Made in OctoberMy personal quality of work in...
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"I am away from my computer right now" - Too stupid to figure out how to set an away message, or too lazy to tell people what you're up to (which is the whole point of AIM)"ltr mch" - what the fuck does this mean? Last week it was "lbr slp plt."...
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5. "An Inconvenient Fuck" starring Al Gore and Hillary Clinton 4. "If the dick don't fit you must acquit" starring OJ Simpson and white women 3. "No Pussy Left Behind, well except this one" starring George Bush and Condeleza Rice 2. "Lesbian...
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Scene: Mall food court. Anywhere in America. Guy runs up to his two friends.Friend 1: What took you so long?Guy: Oh… my… god. I finally saw 300 last night. You guys HAVE to see it. It’s SOOO good.Friend 2: Yeah, we saw it when...
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It’s not all fun though. It was so sad when (Minor Character Who Isn’t Even in the Opening Credits) died. Oh crap! Oh, I really didn’t mean to tell you that. I’m soooo sorry. It’s OK, you don’t know HOW...
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Sh*t sh*t sh*t, almost f*cked up. I’m good though.Red-Red-Red-Red.Ha, four red notes in a row, you can’t fool me. I’m calm and collected. Damn, the lead singer looks like someone. Demitri Martin? No, no, no. Ashton Kutcher! Yeah,...
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Dear Guy Who Finished His Final in 38 Minutes,Hi. You don’t know me, but I know you. In fact, I’d venture a bold guess and say that every single person in the class knows you now. I mean, students are easily distracted, and seeing you...
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Hey, How’s it going? I hope defiling this bathroom made you feel better about yourself because it kind of ruined my day. I mean, I really needed to make boom boom, so not wiping off the seat was my bad, but because you left a...
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(The scene opens at Vinnie's roller-skate birthday party. Vinnie and Doogie are at the snack bar.) Doogie: You have not felt a boob. Vinnie: Yes I have so! Doogie: There's no way. When? Vinnie: A couple of weeks ago my babysitter was putting me...
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Let's face it: Your job blows. You are under paid, over worked, and under appreciated. I feel terrible that your job sucks, but you need to keep doing it, because I don't want to. You people form up the backbone of America, and allow people like...
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