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One of the guys here at work just came back from a 4 day bachelor party. Basically they rented a midget for the 4 days and handcuffed him to the bachelor. They painted the midget blue and dressed him like a smurf and the poor guy had to be handcuffed 24 hours of the day for 4 days to the bachelor. The guys on the party paid for all the midget\'s food and drink and paid for his flight etc but the guy had to do everything with the bachelor....eat, drink, swim, shower, sleep, wee etc etc.rnrnThis has got to be the funniest prank I have ever seen....please can Irnjust say that no midgets were harmed during the weekend.
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Scene: Mall food court. Anywhere in America. Guy runs up to his two friends.Friend 1: What took you so long?Guy: Oh… my… god. I finally saw 300 last night. You guys HAVE to see it. It’s SOOO good.Friend 2: Yeah, we saw it when...
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Dear Guy Who Finished His Final in 38 Minutes,Hi. You don’t know me, but I know you. In fact, I’d venture a bold guess and say that every single person in the class knows you now. I mean, students are easily distracted, and seeing you...
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Sh*t sh*t sh*t, almost f*cked up. I’m good though.Red-Red-Red-Red.Ha, four red notes in a row, you can’t fool me. I’m calm and collected. Damn, the lead singer looks like someone. Demitri Martin? No, no, no. Ashton Kutcher! Yeah,...
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Hey, How’s it going? I hope defiling this bathroom made you feel better about yourself because it kind of ruined my day. I mean, I really needed to make boom boom, so not wiping off the seat was my bad, but because you left a...
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It's a commonly known fact that sleeper holds don't work if the people involved have shirts on.
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5. "An Inconvenient Fuck" starring Al Gore and Hillary Clinton 4. "If the dick don't fit you must acquit" starring OJ Simpson and white women 3. "No Pussy Left Behind, well except this one" starring George Bush and Condeleza Rice 2. "Lesbian...
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Spring break PV, Mexico, horrendous locals like the white boobies
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Why I saved a years worth of wristbands from bars, clubs, spring break, concerts, football games, and fraternity/sorority events, we'll never know... but this sure does make a good dorm decoration.
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