In Master Chief we trust.

Finally a dating site for me

Great now i can get the clap to go along with my herpes

Santa's Very Good Boy

driving around town one night and went past the light display. one of my friends has a horrible mind

That... tiny Jesus

KK

Kriss Kross back in the day

Crabcakes and Football

I always wanted a really cool looking design for face paint. While I was thinking about it I thought about when I was growing up and how sting was my favorite wrestler because of his face paint. So I took his design and adapted it to fit my own needs. From that point on people knew it to be my signature face paint design and I'd show up to every football game with the same face paint.

153 Cans of Dr. Pepper

This girl across the hall from me is a real bitch so I decided to teach her a lesson.

Beastie Boys Sabotage Redux

I remade the Beastie Boys' Sabotage video for a film class. This project got the only A in 4 years...or at least that's what I've been told.

Didn't your Mom ever tell you not to mess with girls?

Payback's a bitch.

We are just girls, what can we do?

Getting even with some Frat Boys

Only in SD

Tased my damn finger!

I thought it would be cool to get a short little video of my taser going and the damn thing malfunctioned a little and got my thumb through a little crack on the side.

Rubik's Cube not looking

I memorized it and did it without looking at it, quite quickly!

I hope they were not delivering the special sauce.

I can quit any time I want!

All the Colors of the Keystone Rainbow

Keystone Light, Keystone Ice, Keystone Regular, and Keystone Light the Special Edition Hunting Season Can

Two Party Balls

I can't beleive some people are deprived of the party ball.

The best school sponsored activity.

Nothing goes better with porn then punch and pie. The best school sponsored activity.

Rubik's Cube

Not looking at it in 32 seconds

I'm not fucking drunk anymore!

Took a bong with mold in it.