Is it possible to be pussy whipped through facebook? Yes.

A status update popped up and i just saw how obsessive my "friend" is about announcing his love of his girlfriend on facebook status. The best part, she doesn't even claim him in the "In a relationship" status thing.

FREE SPOOL!

I was checking out free stuff on facebook and found a free spool, look at the reason. I wonder if the wife comes with it?

Do It Live

The reward of living with someone involved with graphic design: O'Reilly's apex immortalized in green ink.

Great Idea

Natty Light and Orange Top Bud Light....Go Vols!

Now... where am I supposed to smoke meth?

Smiling Potato

Cutting my daily potatoes and its black insides were happy.

Sleep Standing

We found him asleep in the bathroom like this.

She's selling a cool ranch! No? Sometimes I wish I could embed a drum rimshot sound in these captions.

Hottest Bartender?

costume party at the bar

I thought my friend looked more like Anne Frank

Is There A Party Upstairs?

We were drinking and we thought they might be drinking upstairs too.

Blowing Butane Through a Lighter

The video is pretty self explanatory. It smelled like burnt hair the rest of the night.

You dirty rat.

On a past day of procrastination, much like today, I discovered my dog looked like Master Splinter.

Brady Quinn look-a-like...I throw a football better than him tho

I get stopped at work at least once a week and told I look like brady quinn

I hope charity gets tested after this.

Halloween!!!!!

Take it all in... thats from left over hot wings if you were wondering...

Wednesday's not too good for me... better make it Thursday

Found outside an elevator in the dorms

Damn Russian Drunks

I wish I had his moves!