None shall pass

Drunk in the dorms and we found this huge cone, and decided to try to charge people to walk down the hall

Brokeback

Amish people love haloween. They just arn't allowed to dressup or smile.

brokeback

I made daddy proud.

"Imagine how my father must have felt when he walked in on me macromaking my own jeans shorts while my sister bedazzled my shirt to say 'brokeback' on the shoulder."

Tits Mafia

Halloween costume: sexy mob girls. About 10 minutes into the party we were dubbed 'The Tits Mafia.'

Britney Spears costume?

The bottom half of this powerline pole is missing!

At the University of Toledo someone removed the bottom of this powerline pole with their full sized truck. The truck didnt look that bad considering is hit a pole.

mt.natural

we got bored one night and my roomates and i decided to make a mountain of the empty beer cans. It only took us four nights of drinking to reach our goal of around 340 beer cans....

King of Dogs

I went to Burger King and got a crown. When I put it on my dog and took the picture it came out to look like he is totally pissed off cause it is on him.

who's that guy?

...where weed is always available.

He sent me a message, along with this friend request, saying that he really likes to party.

Here's the close up of the staples one day later

My buddies and I were doing backflips in Lake Erie, and ended up with a Benz symbol-shaped laceration on the back of my head that took 11 staples to close. The paramedics thought I might have broken my neck, and they threw me in a brace. The lowest setting implies some patients don't need it at all.

myspace friend request

myspace friend request

there was actually a line for the fruit... those crazy brits

i heard you weren't supposed to eat it if it was spotted.

Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it.