Congratulations! You're a freshman in college. After shelling out $1000 for books that you will sell back at $4 at the end of the semester, and getting all types of technological gadgets whose pricetag rivals that of many third world countries' G....
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Dislike:-Periods-Big sunglasses-Twilight-Mouths (sometimes)Like:-Boobs -Vagina-Mouths (other times)
During lecture the professor appeared to be "motor boating" the board, unaware.rnThe stick figure wearing a cowboy hat was originally riding a big harry d!ck but someone in the lab didnt want to see that in the morning, so he erased it and drew some boobs....
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We decided to cover my roommate's room in newspaper. Whenever he discovered it, we all had a good laugh and cleaned it up. It took seven trash bags and five Wal-Mart bags to get rid of all the newspaper.
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I was browsing a friend's facebook page, when I came upon the daily MyHeritage question. I was stumped.
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Bluntman, Chronic, Middle School Football Coach, God's Gift to Women
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...kinda asking for accusations of not doing enough to prevent internet pedophiles and stalkers when the have PREDATORY AS ONE OF THE AVALIABLE MOODS?
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He passed out at 12, so we brought out the creative minds of college students. Note the strobe light, he was having his own personal rave!
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Stephen Foster
Internal Debate
April 14, 2008 |
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Stephen Foster
Missed Connections - Day after Cloverfield
January 28, 2008 |
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Adriana
"It's ironic that he's taking pictures of other people."
February 06, 2007 |
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Adriana
I hope you know what you're doing and didn't accidentally write them a two million dollar check.
February 01, 2007 |
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Jessie
Schlotsky's. A great fast-food chain. A remarkable patriotic butthole.
December 19, 2006 |
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Adriana
"You can find interesting stuff at a gas station that always has the TV inside tuned to Al Jazeera."
December 17, 2006 |
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Adriana
"It's ok, you can trust me."
November 15, 2006 |
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Titus
You want a flat screen TV installed in your poodle?
November 14, 2006 |
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Titus
Get ready to feel the power... of ATTORNEY!
November 04, 2006 |
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Titus
"A tradition at Ohio State is to jump in the ice cold lake called mirror every November. This yeah the wind chill was 12 degrees. So we decided to go in with style."
November 02, 2006 |