The other half was stopped by this drink

Puppy learns fast

7 week old german shepherd puppy

The iGallop... I wonder where the inspiration for this exercise machine came from?

Go Catamounts.

Hey dad. I'm different, alright?

NC was a Confederate state.

Take a blue speedo and place it at a North Carolinian hot spot, and you get a lot of looks. Take Yoplait and put it in my mouth. But seriously, do it.

I didn't mean it.

I'm sorry Jennifer. Please forgive me.

HEY!

I was perusing a party and came across someone taking a picture. Obviously, I took advantage of the situation. If you don't know which person I am, you don't deserve to be on collegehumor.com

Classic

that guy.....classic

Verb: It's what you do

One day I was sitting contemplating Freud...and then I realized...R.L Stine may just be just as influential, if not more. I immediately referred to "Monster Blood 2," and realized that yes, not only was I performing a VERB, but also intellectual stimulation on a grand scale.

Life IS a Beach

I was at the beach and realized that, yes, it was life.

Life IS a Beach

I was at the beach and realized that, yes, it was life.

Slow Children

Thank god there was a sign alerting me or i would have for sure struck the handicapped boy with my vespa.

The Imperial Republic of Vermont

If this wasn't Burlington, VT, people might think the Storm Trooper regiment would be a little weird, especially since Halloween is about 5 months away, but since it is Vermont, people were just taking pictures with them

Special Bus?

Back from a heavy night of Canadian drinking...who ever said there was no such thing as a special-canadian-short-bus?

Testing out our new X-Ray camera

"We Can Do Better"

This guy is running under the Progessive Party against the incumbent Republican governor here in VT. The Democratic Party HAS YET to find a candidate, because Pollina is going to fuck up the vote.

Missed jump to lofted bed

Tried to jump from a chair to lofted bed drunk

Drunken dart shot

We got real drunk and thought it would be cool to see my boy could shoot a can off the top off my head with a dart...strait apple and bullet style

Defining You.

Saw this in a mall in Providence, RI. I refuse to be defined by a toilet.

How old are you? Old enough to be your son M'am.

On a cruise to Jamaica, it was my goal to grind with the oldest chick possible. The look on her face says it all.