1. Stereotypes at an Event: Panders to allegedly universal experiences of college students. Refrences sufficiently vague characters that delight simple-minded readers because hey, we can identify with that. Expect numerous ...
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1. During non-rush hours, bus fare costs $1.75. Bus etiquette requires you pay this with nickels and/or dimes. Under no circumstances should you pay with cash. This is letting the driver win.2. Turn the volume on your...
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Glorious, Large, Submerged and Floatingbroken water lineHuge. Magnificent. Mine.Completely triumphant, completely smelly, completely completed,but mostly just smelly.Some green,A little red,A little black,Dashed with yellow,One is blue,The rest...
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Campbell's Chunky Soup - Looking to promote their new "Eat Like a Pussy" line of edibles, Campbell's developed a new TV spot extolling the virtues of the meat-less, broth-less, vegetable-less canned good. Sadly, the FCC pulled thead when they...
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Me: I feel hurt and confused JUST WHEN I THOUGHT YOU WEREGONE! YOU CAN'T KEEP COMING BACK LIKE THIS!Classes: I know! I know I'm sorry baby I just I missedhaving you in me.Me: That's sick you and who else! 200? 400 Others a day? When I asked you...
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As narrated by Some British GuyIn the early morning of a brisk January day, excitement stirs on the vast campuses of the North American universities. Millions of sleepy-eyed forms, as if drawn by some internal magnetic force, migrate from the...
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Hairs of red, orange, and whitePromise me a lovely nightPacked inside a bowl so tightHit it first? I think I mightWith my bong of shiny glassI will soon be stoned off my assHit it hard, and hit it fastDude I hope this bud will last.Now grab the...
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8:00 A.M. - Carlos wakes up in a giant canopy bed in his LA mansion. 8:01 A.M. - Gets morning wood. 8:02 A.M. - Shows morning wood to wife. Wife rolls over, eats handful of Valium, lapses into blissful Carlos-free coma. 8:20 A.M. - Goes to take a...
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Situation: Epidemic. Locale: Digital cameras across the United States. Victims: Anyone. And everyone. Here's a hypothetical situation for you: someone puts up a new photo album, says it's full of the craziest, funniest pictures in the history of...
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Mike O'Brien
Autumn Party Themes
June 14, 2008 |
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Mighty Ducks
January 08, 2008 |
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Mispellings are so chill.
January 08, 2008 |
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Excercise Ball Surprise
December 11, 2007 |
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Rock Band Flyer
November 27, 2007 |
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Cloverfield Trailer
November 21, 2007 |
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Adam A
"My father loves Halloween and his grandson."
November 02, 2007 |
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Adam A
Set it on fire! Set it on fire!
November 01, 2007 |
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Adam A
Halloween probably isn't very exciting for the real Buckethead.
October 31, 2007 |
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ATV / Jetski
October 24, 2007 |