CollegeHumor: UWEC Stuff http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927834 Let's be honest, Oral Sex can never be Overblown Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:54:09 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927834 Let's be honest, Oral Sex can never be Overblown nonadult comedy Newsweek Top 10 list. Poor choice of words, or poorly edited. http://2010.newsweek.com/top-10/most-overblown-fears/teen-oral-sex-epidemic.html <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927834"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/b/collegehumor.384550ce8546d168d706e08b1ecd4714.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:446018">levifunk</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:88"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927834">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1926619 Freddie Jones Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:18:28 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1926619 Freddie Jones nonadult comedy Scooby Doo <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1926619"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/8/collegehumor.83aaf3f54eb383c9cdbc2a6876a8a17d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1500470">Nick</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:88"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1926619">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923143 Indiana Jones and Henry Jones Sr. Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:34:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923143 Indiana Jones and Henry Jones Sr. nonadult comedy We named the dog Indiana. halloween2009, indiana jones, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923143"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/0/collegehumor.26e4f30bd58250a8ac4652007ebc05e2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:160775">Paul S</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:88"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 12 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1918536 "Okay, okay keep it moving. I'm next in line." Mon, 07 Sep 2009 20:48:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1918536 "Okay, okay keep it moving. I'm next in line." nonadult comedy "Okay, okay keep it moving. I'm next in line." motorboat, boobies, concert, bikini, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1918536"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/a/collegehumor.49028e14965933602b9b270a55aa8ebf.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:761427">NEO</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:88"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 90 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1909519 Snake Fail Wed, 29 Apr 2009 13:21:13 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1909519 Snake Fail nonadult comedy <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1909519"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/3/collegehumor.4c371dc5652e8dc62459db6336c7d79e.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:24839">Ness</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:88"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1909519">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1772999 The Five Articles You Will Read on CollegeHumor Fri, 27 Mar 2009 22:55:04 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1772999 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> 1.  Stereotypes at an Event: Panders to allegedly universal experiences of college students.  Refrences sufficiently vague characters that delight simple-minded readers because hey, we can identify with that.  Expect numerous allusions to alcohol, acoustic guitars, and girls doing something stupid.  Maybe some weed too, for the hippies.

2. Translation Juxtaposition:  If you're like me, you've often found yourself thinking, "I'm sure there is no literary device for connecting two seemingly unrelated topics in a concise and practical manner."  Think again - translation juxtaposition articles combine the hilarity of academia with the subtle insights of boobs! 

3. Someone Is Majoring in Graphic Design:  More of an excuse to display sick PhotoShopping skills than anything else.  If there is a recipe for comedy, it's that Google screenshot + fake search results + bright colors = OUTRAGEOUS!!!

4. Conversation:  Plato may have given us the dialectic method of argumentation, but only CollegeHumor can provide the blow-by-blow dialogue of inanimate objects such as office supplies, breakfast cereals, and genitalia.  Is funny because the things no really talk!

5. List of Things:  The fallback option of writers who lack the time/material/energy/talent to write a non-abbreviated article.  Lists combine peoples' natural love of numbers with their tendency to make snap judgments based on incomplete information.  Also, it's like every sentence is a punchline!

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:907210"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/c/collegehumor.bebdf26a95aba9f5d6f9fccce8d2d389.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:907210">Major Major</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:88"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1772999">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1772856 How to Ride the Bus Wed, 01 Apr 2009 15:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1772856 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> 1.  During non-rush hours, bus fare costs $1.75.  Bus etiquette requires you pay this with nickels and/or dimes.  Under no circumstances should you pay with cash.  This is letting the driver win.

2.  Turn the volume on your iPod to its maximum level.  Of the 45 other people on the bus, at least 3 probably enjoy Tone Loc as much as you do.  The rest can suck it.

3.  Position your body to occupy the maximum amount of space possible.  If you have a bag or purse, place it on the seat directly in front of you to establish your "me-bubble".  If someone attempts to sit next to you, angrily disparage their facial features or ethnicity.

4.  With your mouth agape, breathe loudly and wetly, occasionally gurgling to clear your throat.  A deep sigh or two will convey to your fellow passengers that you are incredibly busy and totally just overwhelmed right now.

5.  Call someone on your cell phone.  Although your ride will last only a few minutes, it is important to discuss your drinking plans/hygiene issue/felony conviction when convenient for YOU.  Shout to make your points more clearly, if necessary.

6.  IMPORTANT - Do not offer your seat to the elderly, the handicapped, or mothers with small children.  If they wanted to sit, they should've gotten on earlier like you did.

7.  Congratulations!  You are now ready to ride the bus!  Come see why millions of people avoid public transportation every day!

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:907210"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/c/collegehumor.bebdf26a95aba9f5d6f9fccce8d2d389.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-04-01 15:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:907210">Major Major</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:88"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 46 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1903526 Backstage Tue, 10 Mar 2009 21:34:48 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1903526 Backstage nonadult comedy Girls always posing for dumb pictures...I thought I'd cast my vote... <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1903526"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/a/collegehumor.72cb28f046e120908126675ab204807c.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:761427">NEO</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:88"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1903526">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1900717 Best Valentine's Day present ever. Sun, 22 Feb 2009 15:43:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1900717 Best Valentine's Day present ever. nonadult comedy Best Valentine's Day present ever. lazy town, cake, valentine's day, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1900717"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.823675a4837f0d110b402875446ffa32.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:583188">Sean</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:88"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 85 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1900121 Cowboy, Indian, Bear Tue, 10 Feb 2009 10:46:32 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1900121 Cowboy, Indian, Bear nonadult comedy Saturday night pre-gamin' ....Who has to go get more beer? This is how we decide. <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1900121"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/4/collegehumor.47b66e7d800893f2981c91b402f15d53.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1920787">Jenna</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:88"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1900121">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1897293 Deer Attack !!! Mon, 19 Jan 2009 01:07:14 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1897293 Deer Attack !!! nonadult comedy So my roommate shot this deer, left it hang for a week and it froze solid, so we decided to have some fun with it one night (alcohol may have been involved) <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1897293"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/a/collegehumor.032bb7408eb4fe7d6f8fd3da7c8a6ecc.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:33501">Hamburglar</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:88"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1897293">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1896268 Desperate Drunk Munchies Fri, 09 Jan 2009 07:33:05 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1896268 Desperate Drunk Munchies nonadult comedy My friend is incoherently drunk and is drinking canned chicken noddle soup uncooked <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1896268"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/e/collegehumor.1fcbdfc9cb90641b0aef724e9717379a.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:143872">Kara</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:88"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1889270 Monica Lewinsky hearts Obama... Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:25:10 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1889270 Monica Lewinsky hearts Obama... nonadult comedy She's back and she's goin' black <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1889270"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/f/collegehumor.1ac4b9315f065640f1ea977f537d4516.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:87810">Dan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:88"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1889270">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1889269 What about Bob? Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:22:49 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1889269 What about Bob? nonadult comedy Bob Wiley and Gil from the early 90's classic... <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1889269"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/c/collegehumor.6ced795ec9fa384072529e9c0c7ac210.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:87810">Dan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:88"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1889269">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1889110 Lebowski and Walter Wed, 05 Nov 2008 13:27:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1889110 Lebowski and Walter nonadult comedy <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1889110"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/f/collegehumor.5aeb63b62d433f312a734f1f28704de7.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:59247">Matt Smith</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:88"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1889110">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1764442 Victory Mon, 03 Nov 2008 19:46:27 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1764442 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Glorious, Large, Submerged and Floating

broken water line

Huge. Magnificent. Mine.

Completely triumphant, completely smelly, completely completed,

but mostly just smelly.

Some green,

A little red,

A little black,

Dashed with yellow,

One is blue,

The rest brown,

and very solid.

"Wow."

corn from tuesday night, peanuts snacked on wednesday, apple seeds from lunch on thursday,

last night's pudding--

last week's menu

Pour Survival Rate (PSR): eighty percent

finally, an hour

Constipated no more. 

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1792671"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/default/collegehumor.baby.23.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1792671">James Hron</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:88"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1764442">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1888350 Blue Man Group Mon, 03 Nov 2008 17:43:42 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1888350 Blue Man Group nonadult comedy I didn't speak the whole night. Just stared at people. <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1888350"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/3/collegehumor.a75bbf81d520c2c7bb8d9cf3ceb786c1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1526734">Alex Collie</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:88"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1888350">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1833287 Those people with glasses all look alike. Sun, 12 Oct 2008 09:03:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1833287 Those people with glasses all look alike. nonadult comedy Those people with glasses all look alike. morgan freeman, celebrities, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1833287"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/3/collegehumor.eda7734caa7bedf94939707335ec03c9.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1783282">offthewall276</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:88"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 9 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1825791 John Madden s new favorite actor? Johnny Depp Wed, 06 Aug 2008 21:08:57 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1825791 John Madden s new favorite actor? Johnny Depp nonadult comedy with help from with leather <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1825791"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/7/collegehumor.404b2f099880a020a2cce2273e6c74b6.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1657">Mike O'Brien</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:88"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1825791">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1813009 Bollyhound Gang Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:02:47 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1813009 Bollyhound Gang nonadult comedy <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1813009"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/3/collegehumor.83b85cb26bf2e2ac494c25533cd70279.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1074163">Sean Christensen</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:88"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1813009">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />