Collegiate Winter Preparations

It may only be the beginning of November, but before you know it there will be snow on the ground and you'll be staring head-on into the barren wasteland of winter.  Take action now, before it's too late!Develop a solid layer...

Honest Conversations with Authority Figures

  High School Guidance CounselorNow, Shawn, I've taken a look at your grades and I think that your 3.98 GPA and ACT score of 29 should be good enough to put you on the waiting list for a shitty state school.  As far as looking at other...

Peaches and Bobo: Science

Stall to the Wall: The 1, 3, 5, Rule

    The 1,3,5 rule that is encoded into the male DNA for the usage of urinals, needs to be applied to stalls as well. When I am relieving myself..a quarter inch of plywood does not provide me the safety or the comfort that is...

What Your Favorite Childhood Show Says About You

 Saved By the BellFuture Career: Junior VP of Accounting Firm, Trophy WifePower RangersFuture Career: Crystal Meth Addict, Japanese Anime IllustratorAs a child you consumed bright lights and loud noises to the extreme that would have put an...

Peaches and Bobo

How To Attend A Thanksgiving Break Party

Gain WeightYou've been at college for the better part of three months, and in this time you've gone to a few classes, made a few friends, drank a few beers, and made far too many trips to the dessert bar.  Instead of owning up to the fact...

Your Dorm's Creepiest Residents

 Your Crush's RoommateWhy does the hottest girl in the dorm have to have the frumpiest roommate ever to be admitted to college?  It is a guarantee that the first time you actually work up the nerve to "randomly" stop by your crush's room...

Pseudo-Friends

Everyone has one, if not many, pseudo-friends. Odds are that not only do you have them, you are one yourself. A pseudo-friend is an acquaintance that you have around campus that you used to have a close relationship with, but aren't even on...

Peaches and Bobo

Things You'll Notice While Home For Your High School Homecoming

college hoodies, LOTS of college hoodiesone of your friends somehow gained 15 pounds in 4 weeksyour younger brother doesn't know how to erase his browsing history, and also has developed a taste for furry pornyour high school friends don't...

The Rec: A Social Pecking Order

You may think that once you get to college, rigid social structures and cliques are no longer applicable, and are an afterthought of high school.  But you are wrong.  Dead wrong.  There is one place on campus where a set structure...

An Honest End Of Summer Discussion

 Boy: Wow, I can't believe summer is almost over.  It went by so fast.Girl: I know, as much as I like to complain about my hometown, I'll miss living in a house with a fully-functional toilet and eating non-diarrhea causing food.Boy:...

Your Girlfriend's Mix-Tape: Translated

Aerosmith = I wish you were as hot as Liv TylerJosh Groban = I'm actually gay Journey = Journey fucking rocksBilly Joel = my mom loves this songThe Police = I'm watching you through your window as you listen to thisSir Mix-a-Lot = two words:...

Your RA's Summer Vacation

 RA: Hey Tom, how's it going!?!  If you're hungry I think me and some other people are heading downstairs to the caf to grab some dinner.Dad: Jason, for the last time, don't call me "Tom," just stick to "Dad." And another thing, why are...

How To Steal Your Roommate's Food

You're a college student.  You're hungry.  You're poor.  What else is new?  Besides that itchy rash and your disgusting beard, not much else.  But while you may be hungry and not have much selection in your pantry besides...

College vs. Real World

  CollegeReal World6 AMSleepAlarm goes off, alternate between crying and masturbating in shower8 AMAlarm goes off, hit snooze, sleep through classGet into work, cruise internet until you think you hear boss's footsteps approaching cube and...

College Essay

-250-2Culture ShockWhen I opened the email that said we could go to a gay bar as part of our culture shock I'm not going to lie, I was kind of relieved.  Up into this point my only real ideas for this assignment involved either driving really far...