Ok fellow college students and graduate procrastinators;raise your hand if you have a story about when you were completely wasted. Nowraise your hand if you tell that story to your friends and acquaintances. Imean come on! Who doesn't enjoy...
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The Sandlot's very own Wendy Peffercorn... Marley Shelton.http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005420/mediaindex
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Niko Bellic has spent the past 10 years running from his past. He tries to make a new life in Liberty City with his cousin, Roman.Roman: Niko! My cousin! You are here!Niko: Roman, so good to see you!Roman: Come! We must go get you settled. You...
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I would like to apologize in advance for the rampant misogyny in this article, that being said: I know what you're thinking: "So what Dan. Bitch's be crazy! You know that." (I would like to pause for a brief moment to propose the radest...
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With a recent surge in popularity, due in part to links posted on message boards across the Internet, the makers of shock sites like 2girls1cup, Goatse, and the BME Olympics are planning on releasing some new material this winter. Here’s a...
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Monday - Make sure to come into work more hungover than you’ve ever been in your life, it’s your last week and you no longer care what anyone else thinks about you. Tuesday – Try to sign up for classes. Realize that classes...
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Dick: What is that smell? That's awful, is that you?Harry: No, it's the neighbor again. I thought your girlfriend was around.Dick: Fuck you dude.Harry: I just don't like the way she smells.Dick: Well, she feels the same about you.Harry: *...
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Dear guy watching porn in the campus computer lab,Let's make a couple of things clear: I realize you like hardcore pornography. Who doesn't? However, not having the internet at home is no excuse for watching it in a public setting, like a...
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Go. Go! Go already! What shade of green are you waiting for? Oh great, now traffic is making a left turn in front of you because you’re so goddamn slow. For Christ’s sake, just look at all those cars! And now it’s red....
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For a long time we have considered would you rather options, and this is a sort of form of a would you rather. Imagine you were submerged from feet to chin in a large vat of vomit. You cannot move to your right, to your left, or up at all. Then...
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The fact that it’s the middle of April and it snowed today makes me want to drink. I can’t attend a family function without being offered a PBR from all five of my uncles. There are 6 bars within walking...
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People not from Wisconsin....Yeah, I Know I have an accent. It's Mawaukkee, not Milwaukee. I get it.
In the event that I actually graduate, I thought it would be a good idea to start putting together resumes in order to get a real job. I really do not want a real job, but I will have to pay rent some how, and considering I would be the worst...
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Jack Vlasak
So beautiful.
April 11, 2008 |
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Aaron Bradley
Toxic on Ukelele
December 07, 2007 |
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Aaron Bradley
Hip Hop Violin
December 01, 2007 |
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Aaron Bradley
Parents Just Don't Understand
October 03, 2007 |
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Aaron Bradley
Life With LOLcat
September 27, 2007 |
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Aaron Bradley
Best fight scene ever.
September 08, 2007 |
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Jack Vlasak
Duke Nukem Chat Prank
June 20, 2007 |
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Jack Vlasak
Dramatic Chipmunk
June 20, 2007 |
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Aaron Bradley
Open Letter to the Guy Watching Porn in the Campus Computer Lab
May 14, 2007 |
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Aaron Bradley
Transfer Patient
May 08, 2007 |