In light of recent slayings I feel that it is only right of us as humans to offer an apology to the inferior species that has suffered greatly at our hands. Now don't get me wrong, I love discarding useless things just as much as the next guy (I...
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The paparazzi were in the right place at the right time this weekend, and with just the right angle and perfect timing, they managed to snap some Fabio nip slips.
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Soulja Child: Dad, can I talk with you about something? Soulja Boy: Sure, son. What up, son? Soulja Child: Lately I've been having problems with my girlfriend, and I was wondering if you have any advice. Soulja Boy: Hmm. Have you tried...
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Technicolor introduces the new QualTron 5000 VCR. Official press release: Remember the good old days when VCRs reigned supreme? We can bring those days back. We can change the world, one tape at a time. Tired of this DVD crap? What does that even...
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Judge: "You are charged with masturbating to Saved by the Bell. How do you plead?" Defendant: "Your honor, in my defense, Saved by the Bell was merely playing on the television in the same room while I happened to be masturbating. I didn't turn it...
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What is Unicorp?Unicorp is a heteronational company dedicated to its impressive goals, implementation of tasks to promote betterment, and a commnunity-based work ethic. Yeah, but what kind of company is it?I'm sorry, you're really gonna have to...
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"What was even more heart-breaking than being told by my parents that I was adopted was the fact that my birth parents were Siegfried and Roy."
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Local college student Jeffrey Hughes was driving home from “2 A.M. church” this Saturday when a telephone pole “came out of nowhere” and slammed into his car. “I could practically smell the alcohol on...
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(NOTE: These are bad reviews of movies, not reviews of bad movies.) 300 - The title of this movie refers to the number of boners you’ll get while watching all the computer-generated, six-pack having, identical warriors. Zodiac - Jake...
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Paul Frank English 150 February 27, 2006 Global warming! Global warming! If that got your attention, you’re probably a liberal. If that didn’t get your attention, you’re not reading this right now. So the only people who are...
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Hey, this little diary entry is here to prepare you for the massive oncoming funniness. Just wanted to let you know, for your own safety, the magnitude and type of funniness that will be hurricaneing (no pun intended) this blog. This blog, or...
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Picture from what was, apparently, the greatest spring break of all time.
March 13, 2008 |
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What's worse than shaggin' a fat girl?(gross)
March 11, 2008 |
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Sean Paul Misheard Lyrics
November 29, 2007 |
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Scissors
October 09, 2007 |
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Leprechaun in a tree...where da gold at?
September 14, 2007 |
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Leprechauns in Alabama
September 14, 2007 |
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Jesus has inspired more bad music than anyone else in history.
February 15, 2007 |
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More Cowbell?
October 25, 2006 |
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Graffiti'd goatse.
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