"Heavy Petting" Zoo

What drunk people do with too much time on their hands

Motivational Poster

My friend got sick after drinking 5 beers, and we continue to make fun of him mercilessly.

The category is "Bus Companies That Annoy You"

Tour bus in Switzerland.

Worst job ever? Urinal goalie.

What are ya talkin about?!?

This bitch passed out in front of his hotel room door in cancun. So we threw a sheet on him and shamed the shit out of him, cause he's a bitch.

Convertible, Mexican style

Honk!

St. Patty's day aftermath

There was a ton of soap on the floor before this that we were doing Slip n' slides on, so incidentally this is probably the cleanest the bathroom's ever been.

And they call it... The Aristocrats!

This picture screams Ron Artest. You just can't hear because she's speechless.

For everyone but you.

she was actually a somewhat attractive woman....minus the amazingly hairy face, legs, and armpits.

So...we were at this place called Coba in Mexico getting some food and we notice the woman in front of us has hairy legs and armpits. We snickered a bit but let that go. Then she turns around and we notice a nice patch of facial hair. She was obviously the man in her relationship and that is saying something if you saw her girlfriend. It was really bad, she was actually a somewhat attractive woman....minus the amazingly hairy face, legs, and armpits.

Who the hell needs food?

Sometimes cops wish they could be guitar heroes too...

Passing out drunk and drowning in a pool of packing peanuts is the most honorable death I can imagine.

"I had to take it myspace-style, but at least it's not a pink santa outfit."

Bull Riding at the lake.

My hallmates had a lot of free time Halloween night...

you stay classy.

ths is the only ron burgundy costume you'll get.