Dick in a Box

Actually putting my junk in the box would have been kinda dirty, so i put candy.

Santa came, delivered the presents, ate our cookies, and killed our kegs.

Sorry, the correct answer was anything about robots.

The Correct Answer to Everything

I didn't know the answer, so I just drew Godzilla. The kid next to me was so angry that I got 2 out of 3 points.

I'm not bad, I'm just dressed that way.

He was tapping his foot so hard I had to kiss him

Unfortunately you can't see it in this picture, but he had his pants down as part of his costume

I can't help it, I'm drawn that way

"Heavy Petting" Zoo

What drunk people do with too much time on their hands

Lamest Decepticon Ever

Who would want to transform into a Hyundai Tiburon?

Motivational Poster

My friend got sick after drinking 5 beers, and we continue to make fun of him mercilessly.

The category is "Bus Companies That Annoy You"

Tour bus in Switzerland.

Worst job ever? Urinal goalie.

What are ya talkin about?!?

This bitch passed out in front of his hotel room door in cancun. So we threw a sheet on him and shamed the shit out of him, cause he's a bitch.

We ran into Wolf from American Gladiators. Apparently he can only control his raw animal power when he's wearing a fancy hat.

Shower Ambush

We jumped my friend with knives while he was in the shower, and he started screaming like a girl.

Someone's getting fired..

Mating call

The female of the species always announces when she is ready to mate.

Where CAN'T I exit?

Fire Breathing Frat Boy

We had some left over everclear...