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Ringo Starr Attends Bingo Night

Caller: The next number is G-50.Ringo: Ringo!Caller: It sounds like we have a bingo in the back.Ringo: No, Ringo! Ringo Starr, from The Beatles!Caller: Oh, it looks like Ringo Starr is here, what a pleasant surprise.One guy in the back claps,...

top 10 things you should and should not bring to college

Its that time of year boys and girls, its time to start thinking about just how much shit you can shove into a car and put into a room that, lets face it, is probably a bit smaller than your room at home and shared with one to three other people....

10 Campus jobs you just don't want.

So, after saving up from your minimum wage part time summer job college students, you've managed to save a whopping $431.63 before taxes for the entire next two semesters. Good! This leaves you with a whopping $215.81½ for you to spend...

Things That Can Be Said About A Porn Star, From Barely 8 Months to Barely Legal

-Ewww, why is she all sticky?-Well, she was camera-shy at first, but by the end she was smiling for us and crawling on all fours like a pro.-She gets up at all hours of the night begging for more!-Don't worry, that rash will go away in a couple of...

10 Ways To Not Do Your Laundry

1) Febreze. This product is the ultimate necessity for all men who can't (or refuse) to do their own laundry. After a long game of touch football, 3 simple sprays will instantly clean the shirt. 2) Parents Weekend. No one does laundry better than...

Every Beach Lifeguard Conversation Ever

A guy and a girl lifeguard sit atop their high wooden chair.Guy: I’m particularly handsome this afternoon.Girl: And I’m particularly beautiful.Guy: Did you know I’m the star of the swim team? I have six all-county medals, one...

CollegeHumor Campus Reps

Do you ever sit at your computer thinking, "God, I want MORE CollegeHumor. After spending 5 hours on the site there's not much else for me to do. I should shower. Why does no one love me?" Well I can help you out with at least half of these...

Why Have I Been Misled to Believe That There Is an Abundance of Man-Sized Air Ducts?

This is an open question directed to Science Fiction/ Action movie producers, writers for such popular cartoons as G.I. Joe, and other media purveyors that had a significant role in influencing and forming my world view as a youth:Why the f*ck...

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The Order I Would Do The Golden Girls In, If I Had To

I’m not saying this is what I want to do, but this is the order I would take them on if terrorists burst into my apartment and told me I had to. Keep in mind we’re considering the Golden Girls characters, and not the actresses that...

New Harvard Movement Dooms Mankind

Mike Judge's latest flick, 'Idiocracy,' is the tale of an average guy who, through a series of mishaps, is transported to the distant future where he finds out he is the smartest man alive. How? It seems that the breeding habits of mankind have...

Bracket Tips

If you don't have a degree in Bracketology, don't even bother. Pledge that in the future you will travel back to 2007 and give your past self a sports almanac. The more money it costs to enter a pool, the better your chances of winning?...

A Rookie Hentai Writer Pitches His Story Idea To A Senior Editor

Takeiro – OK, so who’s got something for me?Yamamoto – Well, I had an idea, but it’s not that good…Takeiro – NONSENSE! Let me hear it, young man. Yamamoto – Well, it’s the story of a school girl...

What Are People Giving Up For Lent?

Who: Eddie Murphy Is Giving Up: Good...

Goddammit Britney...

In case you haven't heard yet, Britney shaved her head. Everyone pretty much agrees it looks awful, but the real questions is...[poll:60:Does Britney's New Hairstyle Dampen The Respect You Have For Her As A Singer And An Artist?]!split

Anna Nicole Smith, Dead At 39

So long, Anna.  It's been...well...strange.Full Story Here

Life Lessons From An Experienced Man, Part 4: High Society Parties