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My Australian hallmate put shaving cream all over my fan so that it would go all over my room when turned on. The payback: his mattress on our roof with the Aussie flag on it blowing in the breeze (btw the flag pole is the base of my fan).
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Buzz Aldrin: This is so messed up. I deserve this just as much as you do.Neil Armstrong: Look, Buzz. We've been over this. I called it fair and square during training.Buzz: There is no way that counts. You called it when we were inside a...
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Sitting at a cafe in Rome, spotted this on the cocktail menu. Guess they don't think much of Annie Hall here...
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Here's a response to "The Lost Art of the First Date" by Jake Hurwitz. I realize that the original article was written in 2005, but these tips will remain golden for years and years.Women do love being swept off their feet, and especially in...
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Have you ever found yourself in a museum, observing priceless, century-old artifacts and marveling at their existence even after their creators have long gone? Ever think how fun it would be to take a nice, solid bat to it all? I think at one (or...
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Ladies: remember when we were little and we'd play Barbies*? Why did we always make them hop around on both feet to get everywhere? Oh yeah, because when you'd try to make them walk, their torsos would just bend backward after about...
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My friend and I recently discovered we both like Collegehumor, especially Jake and Amir videos. A couple days later, he wrote a quote from "Jake and Amir: Community Service" on my wall. My mom, who has turned into an avid Facebooker (she updates her status more than I do...), then saw the comment. I don't think I'm every going to explain it to her.
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This one's funny!
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Track 1. Tonka Trucks and Hugs (Parents Are Always There) Track 2. High Expectations: I'm Sorry I Couldn't Deliver (Fired from Domino's)Track 3. Overdue Rent, Overdue Bills And I Can't Overdo it MyselfTrack 4. Payback is a Bitch But I Promise I...
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caroline
Product contains wheat ingredients and Hepatitis B
June 18, 2008 |
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Nobrainer
Separated at presumably hilarious birth!
February 20, 2008 |
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Patrick
You have never seen an almost-accident like this one.
September 01, 2007 |
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Patrick
First you learned disco, now you will learn to breakdance.
May 03, 2007 |
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Patrick
Leprechauns in Alabama
March 25, 2007 |
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Patrick
This helmet is a license to hit anyone wearing only blue.
January 11, 2007 |
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Patrick
A two headed acoustic guitar by doolinguitars.com. If you cut off one of the heads, two grow back in it's place.
January 01, 2007 |
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Patrick
"At the gates of Kitten Hell."
December 31, 2006 |
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Patrick
Total Eclipse of the Heart is such a popular karaoke song because there's really no wrong way to perform it.
December 31, 2006 |
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Patrick
Panned
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