That guy

Hank shocking himself in the leg with a grill lighter

What guys do while waiting for the girls to show up.

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Those Green Monkeys playing beer pong were embarassing.. here's the real Green Monkeys with the rest of the teams that made it to the quiz round

"I asked to take a picture, she asked if she could show her tits..."

VT Spring Break 2007 with Capt. Billionaire Bill

After about two hours of taking shots Billionaire Bill thought it would be a good idea to give a present to the girl down the hall that he met on the beach that day. So he began to... 1. Cut a Hole in a Box 2. Put His Junk in that Box 3. Making Her Open the Box

Is this how they teach kids about sex nowadays?

Penis Chicken

Everyone loves the chicken tenders at West End, right? We've been finding an increasing amount of tenders that look like a cock and balls. Here's one of 'em.

Defiled UVA Magnet

So some UVA fans come rolling past our campsite at Key West on Spring Break, talking shit about the recent Virginia Tech loss. In retribution, we stole two UVA magnets, the ones with the crossed sabres underneath, and edited one of them into a VT symbol. We stuck it back on their driver's side door that night. That morning, when we walked past while going to the pool, the magnets were gone, and they didn't hassle us again.

"On Spring Break, it was my task to eat a pound of peeps. I made it through a little over 2/3 of the batch before I cried uncle. My friends wouldn't have any of it and forced me to eat 4 more peeps at once. I got bite halfway down, then it came back up with all its friends."

I hope she isn't tryin to tell me something...

South Beach brings out the creativity in us.

First day of college

Strongest man at Virginia Tech

I was at this field party and felt like showing off how strong I was so I lifted this full keg over my head...honestly

Man, if it were only that easy....

Black Widow v. Bee

Saw a Black Widow Spider kill a Big Bee and got my camera out to see it dragging it back

West Virginia Chronicles Part III

And lastly, always maintain a clean beaver.

West Virginia Chronicles Part II

Be sure to conduct proper maintenance to your beaver.

West Virginia Chronicles Part I

Always give your beaver "periodic" checkups.

lazy ass cookie...

Virginia sleighride.

We were cleaning out our house and couldn't find a better use for this old couch...