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Home Not Home

Head to the local bar, where most of your senior class still congregates over Thanksgiving. Catch up with old friends, drink beers, and exchange looks over John Fibroni's new rattail.

 Head to the local bar and fake indignation that no one remembers you from the high school you didn't actually go to. Explain how you dropped out to get a record deal with your Guns N' Roses coverband, 'Rockin' on Heaven's Door.' Get belligerent.
Catch up with an ex for a coffee and turn that coffee into naked coffee.
See a cute girl at the video store and rack your brain for a funny, charming way to ask her out for coffee. Then remember that you rode there on your bike from middle school and leave quietly.
Spend some quality time with your parents before meeting up with your buddies for your annual 'Wham Bam Thank You Yam' party.
Spend some quality time with your parents, then play board games with your parents, then watch your mom's favorite movie ('The Lakehouse') with your parents. Then, just when you thought they were going to bed, get stuck in a two hour conversation about finances with your parents.

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Johnny Depp was named the Sexiest Man Alive this week by People magazine.  See Johnny?  That's better than any dumb Oscar. (IDLYITW)

While in London this week, Beyonce booked two hotel rooms - one for herself, and one for her luggage.  Unfortunately, the luggage got two twin beds instead of a queen and hoo boy, you should have seen the luggage.  It was livid.  The luggage will never stay in that hotel again, no sir. (Celebslam)

Martha Stewart started shit with Rachel Ray this week, saying that she 'cannot bake' and is 'more of an entertainer.'  Oh snap!  I can't wait to see what polite insults Rachel Ray has up her sleeves!  (Which, for the record, Martha thinks are 'a bit flashy.') (Celebslam)

Megan Fox did a photoshoot for the New York Times (I know, what?) this week, and surprise surprise, she's super flexible.  She also loves steak, Matchbox cars, video games and doing butt stuff. (Popoholic)
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FRAG OUT!

This week on Gossip Girl, the controversial, much-talked-about threesome finally took place.  And it included a grand total of three PG kisses (watch here).  Lame.  If you want me, I'll be watching True Blood, where someone f*cks every single episode. (Egotastic)

Last week, rumors hit of a Jennifer Lopez sex tape.  This week, we learned that the tape (made when JLo was 28), features JLo in skimpy clothing and, more importantly, fighting with her mother.  EVERY MAN'S FANTASY! (WWTDD)

Jets receiver Braylon Edwards was denied this week, after Rihanna refused a $10,000 bottle of champagne that he sent to her table.  So Rihanna is like the New Orleans Saints in this scenario?  Or the Dolphins?  Or the Bills, I can't decide. (Celebslam)

Nicolas Cage owes $6 million in back taxes and is now suing his money manager.  Because I'm sure his money manager is the one who told him to buy two yachts, a jet, three castles, two islands, 12 mansions and a dinosaur skull. (IDLYITW)
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Let's go!

Hollywood did Halloween right this year, and here is a collection of some of the best.


Halloween was also a time for famous females to emasculate their less famous partners.  Mariah Carey made Nick Cannon dress up as an angel, and if that wasn't bad enough, Paris Hilton's boyfriend had to be the tooth fairy.  Because that's something all men aspire to be. (Derekhail, Celebslam)
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Let's trick some treats!

The new Avatar trailer was released this week, and whaddya know, this movie actually has a plot!  And Giovanni Ribisi's in it!  My chances of seeing this movie literally just tripled. (WWTDD)

Taylor Swift attended Katy Perry's paint party this week and got acquainted with one of LA's most inspired Hitler youths.  Good taste, Taylor.  After the party she met up with Osama Bin Laden to discuss their mutual admiration for Mussolini. (WWTDD)

So I have some good news and I have some bad news.  The good news is there was a killer nip slip this week.  The bad news is the nip's attached to Amy Winehouse's new implants.  Enjoy!/? (Hollywood Tuna)

This week saw the release of a book called Heidilicious, featuring Heidi Klum in a variety of poses and substances.  Most notably, naked and covered in chocolate.  Not as noteable: fully-dressed and covered in mayonnaise. (Egotastic)
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JFK
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Colonel Mustard BECOMES Van Pelt.
Last year you blew all your money on a realistic Colonel Mustard costume, and you just can't use that excuse two Christmases in a row. Instead, find an even more ridiculous mustache, add a pen-tip to your hat, and go as everyone's favorite Jumanji villian Van Pelt. An old-timey musket will complete the look, so put a call in to your grandpa ASAP.

Raymond Stantz BECOMES Roger Workman.
Everyone loved your Raymond Stantz costume last year, but this year you just don't have the time to make a Proton Pack from scratch. Instead, take the Ghostbusters patches off your khaki suit and replace them with Dharma Patches. Roger Work Man may be a more obscure character choice, but your homemade Ecto-Goggles lead us to believe you're a fan of Lost as well.
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On to bag #2!

This week in an interview, the director of American Psycho talked about how Christian Bale's portrayal of Patrick Bateman was inspired by Tom Cruise.  Most flattering thing said about Tom Cruise in years?  He'll take it!*

*I don't speak for Tom Cruise. (IDLYITW)

Hilary Duff is shooting a movie in NYC this week, and if you can get past the worst outfit in the world, you'll notice that said outfit is not nearly warm enough for the current NYC weather.  See?  Mother Nature IS on your side.  Her and Nationwide. (Hollywood Tuna)

Nicole Kidman addressed Congress this week, where she accused Hollywood of casting women as sex objects, thus perpetuating violence against them.  Reminding every member of Congress to add Eyes Wide Shut to their Netflix. (WWTDD)

Paris Hilton filmed a cameo for Will Ferrell's upcoming 'The Other Guys' this week, and for her one day on set demanded both live lobsters and a bottle of Grey Goose.  Will Ferrell, on the other hand, simply demanded to know who cast Paris Hilton. (WWTDD)
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Mad Men's Christina Hendricks got married this week, officially making this guy the luckiest man in the world.  Sorry, Antonio Banderas, but you've been out of the running for quite some time now. (Hollywood Tuna)

R Kelly continued his quest to become the Most Ridiculous Person Alive this week by announcing that he's illiterate.  Which explains a lot about Trapped in the Closet, actually.  Still no explanation for the child pornography, though.  So. (Celebslam)

This week, Grace Park and Tricia Helfer of Battlestar Galactica fame did a photoshoot that would make even a Cylon blush.  In the SPINE, that is.  Hooya.  Anyone who got that joke and I would be friends.  Nerdy, nerdy friends. (Hollywood Tuna)

Burger King publicly apologized to Jessica Simpson this week after sponsoring an NFL pre-game cartoon that joked about her recent weight gain.  Yeah, come on BK.  You can't give someone a shirt and then make fun of it.  (WWTDD)
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The big story this week is David Letterman's admission (under the threat of blackmail) that he has slept with members of his staff. Which I guess makes his the most popular staff member. Hit it, Paul Shaffer! (WWTDD)

This week, Michael Lohan announced that he's planning an intervention for his daughter Lindsay sometime in the next few weeks. You know, so she can be on the lookout for a random gathering of family and friends and just NOT GO. (WWTDD)

A few weeks ago, Playmate Jayde Nicole claimed that she was assaulted by Joe Francis in a bar, a charge he aggressively denied. Too bad the security tapes, released this week, back up Jayde's side of the story. Which is shocking, considering how much Joe Francis respects women and everything. (WWTDD)

Kristen Bell and Malin Ackerman hit the red carpet this week, punctuating how truly sad it is that not even their combined hotness can save Couples Retreat. (WWTDD)

I wonder if the guys behind Twitter hoped that one day, some day, 'celebrities' like Aubrey O'Day and Ice T's wife Coco would use it to post half naked pictures of themselves. If so, boy were those aspirations specific. And correct! (Hollywood Tuna, IDLYITW)
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The big story this week, of course, is director Roman Polanski's arrest after 32 years on the run.  He was convicted of unlawful sex with a minor back in 1977.  Although that 'minor' is now 45, so technically it's not unlawful sex anymore, now IS IT?  This one's free, RoPo. (IDLYITW)

Many in the Hollywood community are defending Roman for some reason, including Whoopi Goldberg, who claims that what he did wasn't 'rape rape.'  It was just rape-ish.  Rape-y.  Not RAPE rape.  I'd hate to see what she actually considers rape. (IDLYITW)

Pictures of the new A-Team movie leaked this week, featuring Bradley Cooper as Faceman, Liam Neeson as Hannibal, Sharlto Copley (District 9) as Murdock, and someone-not-as-good-as-Mr.-T as B. A. Baracus.  Consider that fool pitied. (WWTDD)

A tentative congratulations to Jude Law this week, who might be the father of random model Sam Burke's new baby girl.  The little one's first gift from her supposed father?  A DNA test.  Good luck growing up normal, baby. (WWTDD)

Eva Longoria posed for Citizen K magazine this week, and brought her best nip slip to the shoot with her.  If you can ignore the fact that she looks like a retarded Vulcan, you might just enjoy this. (Egotastic)
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Julia Roberts and friends are in India shooting a movie this week, and by friends I mean a security staff of 350 people.  I think that technically counts as an army.  Watch out, Pratibha Patil.  An army controlled by Julia Roberts is the scariest kind of army. (WWTDD)

The Jay Leno Show has only been on for a couple weeks and already its putting up the lowest numbers in Monday night primetime.  Looks like that voodoo hex worked out after all, Conan!  That voodoo hex known as being funnier. (WWTDD)

Kevin Federline announced this week that he will be joining the next season of Celebrity Fit Club.  Although, one of the other contestants is Shar Jackson, known for being Kevin Federline's baby mama, so at that point can we just start calling it Fit Club? (Celebslam)

LeAnn Rimes called the police this week, who arrived at the scene just in time to...watch her bags.  She called the police to watch her bags as she packed her car.  Sorry, multiple murder victims.  The police were busy making sure LeAnn Rimes' BAGS DIDN'T MOVE. (WWTDD)

It's been a while since we've had a good old-fashioned nip slip, hasn't it?  Well that's what 90210's AnnaLynne McCord is here for.  That, and to hold the record for most unnecessary capital letters in a single name. (Egotastic)
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Imma let you finish!

This week, some smart publicists behind Jennifer's Body released the much-hyped kissing scene between Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried.  Now you don't have to actually go see the movie! (Popoholic)

Lindsay Lohan is a good influence.  This week she and her 15-year-old sister Ali hit the clubs until 1am, drinking and chain-smoking.  When I was 15, I was in marching band.  So I guess that makes us BOTH bad-asses. (WWTDD)

Jessica Simpson put up missing posters for her dog Daisy this week, who was snatched up by coyotes while they vacationed in Brazil.  I don't know, Jess.  Coyotes drive a hard bargain.  For instance, they already ate her. (IDLYITW)

Despite his best efforts, Kanye West didn't get all the attention at the VMAs.  Lady Gaga's absurd outfits stole some of the spotlight.  I personally liked the one where her face is being pooped out by a giant hair butthole. (Celebslam)
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Hot couple alert!  Pam Anderson is now dating an electrician she met at a trailer park.  You are all invited to their wedding, at the Olive Garden on Rt. 46 in New Jersey.  Chicken McNuggets will be served. (IDLYITW)

American Idol announced this week that Ellen DeGeneres will be joining the show next season as Paula Abdul's replacement, bringing the number of judges who wear ties to 1. (WWTDD)

This week, Milla Jovovich posed nude for Purple magazine, making her costume from The Fifth Element look like a 1970s wedding gown. (Egotastic)

Nicole Richie had her second baby this week, naming it Sparrow James Midnight.  Aw, that's sweet.  Now sister Harlow Winter Kate will have someone to hang out with when no one at school will talk to either of them. (Celebslam)
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The Stickler: You've been assigned to freshman hall 2C, and what better way to celebrate the fact that 'C' and 'sea' sound the same than with a charming, pun-based ocean theme. Cute, right? WRONG. Not only has your RA used a college hall pun so tired it makes Benicio Del Toro look alert, but your entire dorm looks like Finding Nemo barfed on it. On top of that, those octopuses were cut individually by hand, which means hours upon hours of meticulous scissorwork. Dedication like that can only come from the most hardcore of RAs.

What You Can Get Away With: Nothing. Like the marine animals covering your door, your RA's senses are so heightened that she can sense an illegal hot plate from five rooms over. Her favorite citation to deliver is a noise violation, so unless you can convincingly argue that you and your friends were attempting to recreate the sounds of orcas during mating season, you might as well just throw those speakers away.

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Rumors hit this week that Christopher Nolan has cast Megan Fox as Catwoman in the next Batman movie, despite the fact that no script exists yet.  But hey, an internet can dream, can't they?  Dream so obnoxiously that Christopher Nolan is forced to make it a reality. (IDLYITW)

Chris Brown was finally sentenced this week for brutally beating up Rihanna back in February, and at last, justice has been served.  In the form of mildly inconvenient community service.  That'll show him! (IDLYITW)

But wait, there's more.  Turns out Chris Brown was involved in two other incidents even before this one.  Looks like a history of violence to me, and not the blockbuster starring Viggo Mortensen and Ed Harris.  I wish Ed Harris was involved. (WWTDD)

Helena Bonham Carter hit the beach this week, and first I was going to comment on the obvious, but damn, look how fat her kid is!  She looks like she should be in liederhosen gnawing on a bratwurst!  Fat kids, hehehe!  Also, gross. (WWTDD)

Remember the story last week about that reality show stripper murderer?  Well, great news for humanity, he hung himself in a motel room this week.  Yikes!  VH1, looks like you may have to ramp up your screening process.  Or just set one up period. (WWTDD)
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