Santa with his dick in a box

I'd like this to be a fountain outside the student center.

Sometimes that guy has to interrupt such important moments as chicks making out.

BEN drinks 2 sour apple smirnoffs and hits the floor

BEN drank 2 smirnoffs

A popular search on MSN?!

dustin drank 2 smirnoffs

dustin drank 2 smirnoff sour apple and passed out on the bathroom floor

"I gotta get one of these for my house"

Still Drunk Sundays at Mr.Gatti's

HE'S REAL!

Pin The Tail On The Donkey Is Sweeping College Parties Across The Nation

God himself

AOL says the attack has begun

headlines of airport employees seeing ufo's and then passenger jet wreckage found. The sighting really happened last year in chicago and the wreckage was from an indoneaisn airliner but could make a funny headline

Ugly sweater party WKU style

Just your everyday ugly sweater christmas party

"This one has a secret compartment in the back. You cant see in it from this angle, but its big enough for three 1.75s of Heaven Hill Vodka." As if your cardboard bar is going to fool anyone into thinking you don't have alcohol.

Down with the Sickness (again)

I'm all for equal rights, but is this really in everyone's best interests?

Wonder if she can fit all three in.

Girls shaming girls are so much more funny.

Was Allen Jackson giving or receiving?

Our buddy was passed out drunk, Allen took advantage of him.

The Turtles Movie Cast on Halloween

Just look at this picture from 2006 Halloween. It\'s the Turtles Movie cast. Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michaelangelo, Casey Jones, Shredder, and The Crane.......Splinter came to hang out later

"I dressed as Stephen Colbert for Halloween. I made a way too elaborate "C" shaped desk. I used twine and safety pins to keep it suspended around me all night. Also, I held The Word sign up all night. That is, until I passed out on my couch."

"I found out that I could order all the boxes and stickers I wanted from the USPS website for free, including free shipping. So I ordered 25 thin square boxes and 10 triangle tubes and built a bar for my dorm room. It's made entirely from boxes and stickers."

M. Shadows minus the muscles and... Ceasar maybe?