I know that everyone has seen this person in class. whether it be in the spring with the pollen or winter with a cold, this person always seems to conveniently carry tissues around with them. too bad they don't know how to fucking use them. they discreetly pull one out and begin their ridiculous shinanigans. They blow their nose with about as much force as it takes to power a piss ant's motorcycle half way around a BB. why you may ask? possibly the fear of drawing attention? of having someone hear the sound of snort exiting their body at high velocity? whatever the reason, it lasts for ever (due to the 2 joules of energy being put to the task) and in the end draws more attention than if they just fucking blew their noses normally. fucks sake.
if you are this person: JUST DO IT. or leave the room if your so embarrassed and do it in the hall

2) People who talk during movies

Now i know some people will argue with me on this point but let me make my point clear. the occasional "oh shit!" "awwww" "oh my god" "hahahah thats funny" is allowed and even encouraged. What i do not tolerate in the least is commentary.

examples:
"oh dude watch this part" (as if im going to refuse and close my eyes)
"ha oh man that reminds me of this time when"..-insert obnoxious extraneous story here-
"thats so unrealistic, " -insert obnoxious extraneous explanation here-

...you get the idea.
So please of bags of deuche, close your fugly cheesepipes for 2 hours, sit, enjoy, and refrain from being a fucktard and ruining other's cinematic experiences. fo' real.