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This week’s Moment of Gravitas: Jack saying, “I didn’t want to die for nothing. This way I get to die for something.”Proposed Kimeo: When the storage thing explodes, a hunk of debris could have flown out and bonked...
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Better yet, Graham’s wife is played by still-kinda-hot Rena Sofer (apparently the only person not affected by 24 running at the same time as Heroes), who had some kind of thing with Jack in the past. Graham, who really should know...
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Best upper-middle class euphemism/metaphor for boning: When Jack tells Graham’s wife Marylin that Graham is involved in all kinds of terrorist shit, Marylin says, “He hasn’t confided in me in years.” Is that what the kids...
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Moment of Gravitas: “I love the constitution, but I won’t be ducking behind it when the next nuke goes off.” – Lennox.Proposed Kimeo: Kim, while flying into LAX from a disastrous honeymoon in Maui, could be...
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Awesome Picture I Didn’t Find Until It Was Too Late: Fayed, in Mortal Kombat mode.
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BONUS MORNING AFTER: DRIVE! Basically it’s Cannonball Run, but with the guy from Firefly in the Burt Reynolds gig. The white ho from Hustle & Flow is also in it. This week, everyone gets/figures out a clue (same thing last week) and...
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jail cell, ruins any potential “Caged Heat” scenario by noisily demanding her cell phone, a fish taco, to speak the embassy, American Idol results, etc., so thoroughly annoying the local constabulary that they call a cab to pick her...
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Actual Kimeo! At last! I don't care if it's just a commercial for something else. She’s hot, she’s imperiled . . . she’s Kim! Elisha Cuthbert stars in the upcoming “Captivity”, a film in which Kim is chesty and...
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Chloe’s minute: Acceding to my demands for More Nadia, 24 had no choice but to reduce Chloe’s role to about a minute per hour. This week, Morris makes her cry for telling him how he fucked up by arming nuclear weapons for terrorists...
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preview, so check YouTube for spoilers here. However, I don’t think Chloe is going down, it’s too obvious. Or is it? Let us know whom you think is going down at craftinvegas@gmail.com! Or don’t, that’s fine.
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as well as a few pro-Milo posts. Overall, a good showing, but the winning ticket was held by Bears Fan Guy from Indiana (actual name unknown, and even his sig is a bit off-color, albeit hilarious). BFG’s insult, which involved an 80s...
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Curiously absent is anyone calling bullshit on Jack’s dad. Couldn’t Dad have called Logan in the first place in an effort to find and kill Gredenko and maybe avoided a fucking nuclear weapon going off in LA? Gosh, also, maybe then...
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Gredenko, the Russian general who brought the nukes over, is crazy and more involved than previously believed. I like Marilyn because she’s kept in shape, she’s actually quite helpful, and she isn’t particularly...
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CONTEST! I’m running out of insulting names for Milo, despite the fact that this whole hooking up with Nadia thing has prompted me to hate him more than ever. Whoever comes up with the best insult for Milo, I’ll buy some random &...
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Pokemon Commentary
October 17, 2007 |
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The graphics guy was murdered during the game.
October 10, 2007 |
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"It wasn't until a week later that I found out that this picture went on all of the teachers' rosters."
October 05, 2007 |
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"You can't blame him..." Blame who?
September 19, 2007 |
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Wimbeldon champ Maria Sharapova eating a banana. (!!!!!!!!)
September 19, 2007 |
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Hot Freshman chick...
July 17, 2007 |
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Why don't you take a picture? It will last longer. Oh, someone did.
July 03, 2007 |
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Dr. Doom
June 22, 2007 |
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My Train of Thought Before, During, and After A First Kiss
May 02, 2007 |
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