Back in the day, apples were peaceful creatures just hanging and growing from apple trees. Eventually, word got out that there were these odd little apples that wanted to grow on either pine tree (not to be confused with spruce, mind you) or on...
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I write a player diary for my baseball team. Not by choice but because I am the only one that can write with any expertise at all. Our coach wants me to bring on a fellow writer from the team every week so I decided to ask one of the kids that has...
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(moaning)(moaning continues)(moaning continues)(moaning continues)(moaning continues)Woman: Oh, yeah!(moaning continues)(moaning continues)(moaning continues)Man: Dropping loads!
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Drink every time: A racial slur is used – 1 drink Carlos makes a bad joke – 1 drink Carlos uses the word “beaner” – 2 drinks Carlos talks about himself – 2 drinks (3 if he calls himself Mexican) Carlos tries...
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Bill and Karen are a fiftysometthing couple heading south on US RT 19 en route to Universal Studios for their bi-annual vacation where they hope to engage in hours of aimless wandering with the exception of a purposeful trip to the gift shop to...
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With the national championship just days away, I've decided to pick the first annual "Only a mother could love" team. Selections were based not on athletic ability, scoring ability, or anything even remotely based on basketball. But solely on how...
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Welcome to the very first installment of Uncle Jesse's Hairstyle Guide. Hopefully this can become a full time project, depending on your reception. To begin with we are going to focus on the "Pineapple." And finally to really pull out that...
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Freshman year: "Dude, college is so fucked up."Sophomore year: "Man, having a girlfriend is so fucked up."Junior year: "Haha, that freshman is so fucked up."Senior year: "Dude, college was so fucked up."Graduation: "Shit, real life will be so...
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I eat poop.
Dear Mr. Timberlake, On behalf of college-aged males across the country I would like to take this moment to thank...
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That only represents the brain of this artist.
February 07, 2008 |
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Right in the Virgina.
April 04, 2007 |
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People in Pittsburgh are really out to traumatize kids...
March 07, 2007 |
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10 Types of College Students that Really Piss Me Off
February 28, 2007 |
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Zlatan Ibrahimovic makes it look easy.
February 20, 2007 |
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So what? I score with my goalie all the time in foosball.
February 20, 2007 |
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Alexander Ovechkin's insane goal. Even Wayne Gretzky, who was coaching the opposing team, commented "that was pretty sweet."
February 20, 2007 |
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Bicycle Kick
February 20, 2007 |
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Shoot Out Goal
February 20, 2007 |
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Spiders on Drugs
January 03, 2007 |