The following is meant to be satirical. I feel no ill-will towards Barack Obama and John McCain.Okay, anybody who followed the news media last year noticed that the news organisations were showering praise atDemocratic Presidential candidate...
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Every new mac comes with iLife '09, a software suite for a 'digital lifestyle'. Included in iLife is GarageBand, an amateur music creation software in which you can create your songs that will make you rich and famous (reality: horrendous and...
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We live an a golden age of consumerism. Anywhere you look you should be able to find a product with no conceivable justification for existing. Here are some crappy product ideas that got axed before even making it into production:
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Our parents feared the soviets, swimming in a body of water that looked deepenough to hide Jaws, Mushroom clouds and retaliation from the moon. Ourgrandparents survived the Great Depression, two world wars and the devils newmusic. While our great...
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This week Fearless leader with a horseshoe, CIA microphone, and entire rabbit on a chain shoved up his ass, stepped down as president of Cuba and joins the ranks of powerful men with beards that dot our worlds history. ? Why do you think Jesus...
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13 things I've learned so far taking psychology 1. Scientologists there for Multicultural week are not trying to feed off my life force. Or steal my seed.2. Throwing Garlic will not ward off Scientologists who really want at my life force, I...
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So its that time of year again. No, not the three way throw down between Crack Baby Jesus, G.I. Allah, and Tom Cruise. Depending on who the Jews throw their money behind im sure it'll be a great couple of weeks. But before that can all go down...
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Here's 25 Things I learned taking Police foundations.1. May not threaten anyone with the Dark Arts.2. May not challenge disbelief of Dark Arts by asking for hair.3. Never ever add "As is prophesy" to the beginning or end of a police report your...
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These first few weeks of school are an exciting time for new students. Sort of like deer caught up in head lights there are a lot of flashy, shinny new things to keep us busy in college and university. But by the time week two rolls around all you...
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Live Smooth Criminal
March 21, 2008 |
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Reach! A Lecture Hall Musical
March 10, 2008 |
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Penguin Hopping
February 29, 2008 |
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Shart Attack
February 23, 2008 |
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Full House Outtakes
February 23, 2008 |
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Hockey Mom
February 08, 2008 |
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It's interesting when you see a Hassidic Jew break dancing, because you know he isn't doing it to show off to girls.
December 26, 2007 |
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Instant Messaging With Mom
December 22, 2007 |
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MJ Violin
December 20, 2007 |
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Justin Wood - Real Guitar Hero
December 20, 2007 |