Content from April 2002
- "Sittin round at 2 am... knock on the door, and we open it up to find this... yes, those are racing tires."
- This kis is definitely taking muff diving to a new level. A bigger, clayer level.
- Tyra Banks and her breasts. No, I'm not kidding.
- I don't know which would be funnier - if this is a real travel company, or if someone faked it and thought people would fall for it.
- A useful fact. Profit from it!
- (to the tune of "London Bridge"): Ha ha ha ha, pants fall down, pants fall down, pants fall down. Ha ha ha ha, pants fall down, ME IN COLLEGE.
- CAREFUL - a few of those "girls" are actually men with their genitals cut off or possibly behind their legs.
- Mmmmm. The Internet teases me! Why can I not have what I see?
- At the last second, do you think she gunned it? If not, the car might have landed in the water and sunk!
- Funny how erotic this pic is...
- "I've always thought the sign on Rt. 50 in MD to OC that says "TUCKAHOE" was always so funny, and I always wanted to spray paint a line on the T. So here is my photography work from class!"
- These poor models! "Uh, yeah, we're taking your picture for a health website."
- "Here is my cat, Groucho, chewing on a squirrel's head that he caught." Nice, thanks for bringing it inside, Groucho.
- Kids drinking too much alcohol is totally played out. I'm glad to see we're moving on to bigger and chocolatier beverages.
- "I like to imagine the ball as one of the kid's souls."
- Another cop car mishap.
- "This is a real bank sign from Murfreesboro, TN." - Did they mean checking? Are they dumb?
- Look at the guy who's getting punched... how the hell does his face end up like that?
- Use your cognitive reasoning skills to detect the mystery!
- "My roomy fell asleep on the floor 'doing his homework'."
- I love his devious little eyes!
- Bush or Elmo? I think I'll go with the respectable-looking one.
- Honestly, these two were before my time and I don't find this so funny. BUT YOU WILL!
- College - Senior Slump
- Maybe the most awkward moment ever in a newsroom?
- Celebrity butts... We could look at them all day.
- Of course it's real! Why else would we put it on the site?
- This is ridiculous! I mean, look at the store names withing the plaza? CHRIST!
- "Back when being in College was cool.. 1980.. Yeah!! Man!! REO Speedwagon Rules..."What, college isn't cool now? What about my 1998 Eclipse?
- Maybe the snow is peeing into her! You have to be opened minded.
- The guy who's getting jumped looks like he's fat, loud, and deserving.
- Ugh. Get another one!
- An odd sign! Hurry! Click the link today!
- "Huddle up, everyone!"
- I want to make out with the hot one.
- The most hilariously pointless sign in a while! Anyone know the story behind this?!?
- I wonder how many people are about to honk, then realize the point of the shirt, then shit their pants.
- I think standing up and looking down at the person on his or her knees is a bit more powerful.
- "From the people who brought you the CondomMobile... bowling ball + trash bag + box fan + duct tape + 4 bags of ice = poor man's air conditioner!"
- A nice tennis pic.
- "Hi. My name is Wilbur Hopkins. I just finished my B.Sc. (chemistry) degree at the University of New Brunswick in Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada."
- "Mexico is a special place. A place of sand. A place of sun. And, most importantly of all, a place of penis-shaped flutes."
- Mexican crossing sign on I-5 in Orange County California.
- "Ha- after God knows how much beer and 3 bottles of hot sauce. The joys of fraternity hazing- except it was voluntary." RIGHT.
- "A funny advertisement outside a Subway restaurant in Airlie Beach, Australia. I just hope that Jared guy isn't involved in any way..."
- "Found this on Something Awful. Those guys are geniuses!"
- "Attention pedophiles: Arlington is the place for you."
- Why is this so funny?
- "Orginally changed from 'So, you want to be an RA? Right On!' Bored fun in the ole dorm hall."
- I think it's an artistic statement, but what isn't?
- What's the opposite of a hot dog?
- I wonder what was under the white-out.
- Despite all the comedy, she was probably pretty good looking forty years ago.
- How come drawn women can be so sexy?
- "If we could only grow them like that in the midwest!"
- Best shirt ever. Read all the text.
- You really wonder... do they know?
- How they really keep the grass green in winter.
- Talk about "high steaks"! Or something.
- Anyone know what's up with these signs?
- "No." From http://kidshealth.org/teen/sexual_health/guys/penis.html
- "It's funny cuz he broke his leg. Wicked bad."
- Best pun of 2002.
- "That chicken must have been hung like a motherfucker."
- Cheney with a large knife.
- Disturbingly hilarious!
- No words can describe what this baby must be feeling...
- Snap, crackle, and pop... my prune! *note: your "prune" is what gets popped when you get it up the butt for the first time. Kinda like a cherry.
- "This was on the cover of 'The Batallion,' the Texas A&M University school newspaper. I'm pretty sure it's one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen."
- "I guess this is what St. Patties Day is all about... Mom, thanks for the paint!!!"
- Kids chalk the darndest things.
- "View outside my dorm window at USC"
- This is why I don't like doing it doggystyle.
- "It's a long-standing joke at Lehigh that our president more than slightly resembles Mr. Burns. Well, I found his Smithers."
- Wonder if they gave this driver a sobriety test?
- Gotta have a job!
- peeing fire!!!
- After you laugh at the dog, try to spot the bong! Look carefully!
- Uh, congratuations?
- "A truck I spotted in the loading dock outside Briarcliffe University"
- "What skiiers do when the weather gets warm!!! Line up their shots on the ski!!!"
- College - Housing
- "Highest form of humor."
- Ugh.
- Cool boat trip, brah.
- Look at his little leggies!
- Many a man has reached these crossroads. Though, if you think about it, the two streets are supposed to represent two separate choices, right?
- I don't have a comment for this, but I don't think that gets in the way of you clicking it anyway.
- "Learn a lesson from this picture, never pass out and piss your pants with 40 of your fraternity brothers waiting with cameras for the first victim of the alcoholic slumber."
- The ampersand kinda throws this one off.
- A fairly cohesive sign rearranging, though, like most, it falls apart at the end.
- You won't believe what you're about to see!!!
- Two in the pink, one in the stink, one IN JAIL FOR SUBMITTING THIS PROBABLY ILLEGAL PICTURE
- Exploding Cigarette
- "After drinking so much I puked, then drinking more, i entered a date auction and was unaware I was "hanging out". It's an annual fundraiser for our fraternity at Kansas State University."
- Have we posted this before? Because it's been subitted about 43,434,244 times.
- I don't even know where to begin.
- "Yes!! I finally got my official supply!"
- "I'm not pathetic... really..."
- "Am I the only one who sees a similarity between Mena Suvari and this video game character Munch? Its scary. Especially the hideously large forehead."
- I get the impression there are thousands more pictures a lot like this.
- "We found this sign on our campus...hey, we didn't do it!"
- I saw a license plate that said "BOOZER" once.
- College - Music II
- Demi Moore's best stripping sequences.
- Product placement in movies is an American tradition.
- Donkey raping gets banned. Whatever.
- Getting ready for college at a young age.
- BWAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHA
- The juice for every whore!
- Do you really want to buy your pastries there?
- What the hell is going on here?
- Like laughing? Then click on that link!
- BJs in Cumming. I guess that's funny. I mean, BJs are hilarious, and "cumming" just stands on its own... but together, is it really that amazing?
- What a happy, nice lady. What's up with the bottom, though? It looks messed-with.
- "Mikey and Paulsie, two straight guys that just like to drink in the shower."
- Not having to read fucking "priceless" text on this picture: Free
- Nice placement of the right beach ball to look like a bra!!!
- The lip placement here is key.
- "I actually got this in a fortune cookie! Every balanced diet should have a good supply of MSG."
- A picture from a Big Dig site near South Station in Boston.
- Dorf?
- Dude, sick. Why is he so close to it?
- That show sucks. It should be called "Whose Easy, Shitty Improv Is It Anyway?"
- This is it? We're living in 2002 and still find a sign for a place called "Big Bone Lick State Park" funny? Man, we need better technology.
- Super Mario 64: NES Edition. Awesome.
- A satirical attack on all those we hate who post "first."
- Yep, in case you can't tell, he shit himself while bungie jumping.
- "This fine piece of art is standing out in a neighbors yard by the street, note the striking resembelence to a 1940's era dictator/antichrist."
- "This is what happens when you fall asleep in the Chi Phi House with your shoes on!"
- "Just a stupid store with a stupid name in Myrtle Beach, S. Carolina. What were these people thinking?!"
- This is the grossest shit ever on our site. Seriously.
- I wouldn't mind some "king sperm." This stuff I've got barely pays the bills.
- A no swimming sign in Joshua Tree National Park. This is funny because there is no --- well, you'll just have to see the pic for yourself.
- Its always the right time... FOR INTERCOURSE!
- Dude... they HAD to know. Churchies.
- Guys, this one is pretty funny. I mean, look at that first word - it's practically "cum", which is slang for "ejaculate". I'm not even kidding.
- I love the idea of a dorm hall forming their own little society complete with a jail and bar
- Thanks, Adobe!
- Either he's really rascist, or he's excited about the new Red Sox season.
- This is what *COLLEGE* kids hang over their cribs...
- That slogan?!?
- Calling Dr. Foxworthy - there are a few patients out in the yard who need your diagnosis!
- Blue Jean's right boob looks like it has a little more silicone than the left boob.
- "We went to the store to buy some beanbag charis... A pool was much cheaper.... hot water bucketted in from the shower down the hall and presto, you have a hot tub in your room."
- These guys put the "cool" in "school"!
- CollegeHumor.com : Your source for pics from other sites
- College - Deans
- A real life Chinese sweatshop right in South Carolina.
- Bored? Horney? Shameless? Find the apricot!
- This.... this probably only will appeal to those with a sophomoric sense of humor!
- I wonder if you're allowed to stop before he's actually dead?
- The poor, neglected "celebrities" category...
- "My buddy John and I found this AWESOME sign right by my workplace."
- "Really bored while driving from S. Carolina to CT in the rain."
- "No real words to explain this."
- The holidays are all about giving... Giving it up the ass! HA!
- Reminds me of the time we brought my cat downstairs and we had this huge bong and, like, there was- uh... wha... what was I talking about?
- Viagra for women.
- About 50,000 different people go to our website every day. That's like a stadium full - it's enough people to overthrow many smaller countries' governments.
- Humans are pretty intelligent. Squirrels are pretty furry.
- Oh man... what looks worse? This guy, or girls who go tanning too much and the shading on their necks is completely fake looking?
- From Conan, I guess? They're really good at making those ads look authentic.
- There are some things I definitely wouldn't to be in my ass when I wake up. In fact, other than a wad of dollar bills, some diamonds, or a severed finger, I can't think of ANYTHING.
- "This is a funny prank that my pledge brothers did to a senior brother. It made him late for his student teaching job! HO HO HO!!!"
- The greatest and longest insult rant I've ever seen.
- Oldie but a goodie
- Hot-or-Not collage
- Completely disgusting
- Fat cat! That's fat with an 'f'!
- For the guy in the group that nobody actually likes...
- What a great insult
- Whips and chainsaws
- Doesn't get much better
- Let's party! I'm scary!
- American the Beautiful, baby!
- Check out this hilarious picture!
- not hot?
- Penguins can do it too!
- EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW to so much of this picture